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[Illustration: THE BATTLE OF GLEN FREON, BY THE MARQUIS OF LORNE.

THE BEGINNING OF THE BATTLE BETWEEN HIGHLANDERS AND LOWLANDERS.]

BATTLE OF GLEN FREON.

BY THE MARQUIS OF LORNE.


This is how the country people still tell the story of the Tragedy of
the Youths, an incident of the time of James VI. of Scotland and I. of
England, about forty years before the sailing of the _Mayflower_ to
America:

There was great destruction brought on the MacGregors, and many lost
their lives, their lands, and their name. And the cause was this: The
widow of a MacGregor dwelt in a place called Tulach, at the nether part
of Glen Streatha. Her house was about half a mile from the place where
the abode of the chief MacGregor himself was. She had two sons, and
these, when they were but young, began to be pack dealers or peddlers,
going to the Lowlands to buy, and going through the Highlands to sell
their wares again. Once they went on a journey to Dumbarton to buy
goods, and on returning homewards they passed along the west side of
Loch Lomond. But as they tramped on by the lands of Sir Humphrey
Colquhoun,[1] of Luss, heavy snow fell, and the track became very
difficult to travel, for there were no roads in those days in the
Highlands that could be used for wheeled carriages or carts, and when
the foot-track was covered with snow a man had to be very well
acquainted with the district not to go astray. The two boys went on
until they reached Luss, a village on the banks of the beautiful Loch
Lomond. There they asked for food, tendering payment, and being asked
who they were, they owned that their name was MacGregor, for they did
not know how much the people whose hospitality they craved hated that
name. Neither for favor nor for payment would the Luss people give the
boys any food. The boys saw well how much they were disliked on account
of their race, and they became anxious to go away. Up Glen Luss and
through Glen-Na-Sreinge was the shortest way in those days for any one
to reach the head of Loch Lomond, but the distance was great and the
snow made the journey most difficult. On the east side of the loch the
most numerous clans were the Curries and the MacGregors, and they
occupied the country from Pollach to near the north end of Loch Lomond,
through what was called the Sho's, or Slope, near to the pass of
Balla-Na-Chatha. The Slope was very rough and difficult to traverse, and
its inhabitants had the reputation of being very fierce. The Slope of
Ben Lomond was called Croigchrosdain, and the people dwelling there were
distinguished by this name from the other MacGregors. The people of Luss
declared these men came frequently in their boats across the Loch to
steal cattle and take whatever they could lay their hands on, and that
when a raid had thus been made it was as much as a man's life was worth
to go to ask for restitution.

[1] The famous Virginian Calhoun came of this family.

It was therefore no wonder that the young lads were badly received, for
they had not disguised their names, and no man would help them to get
home. They consulted together and determined to try to get across the
loch, and went to a place called the Caolaig, where a boat was kept by a
man who, when payment seemed assured, undertook to ferry people over to
the other side. The boys begged that they might be put across the water,
but the night threatening storm and the ferryman disliking to cross,
they were refused. They begged for shelter, but this was also denied
them. Food there was none for them at Caolaig any more than at Luss.
Left by this harsh treatment to shift for themselves, they looked around
for some place where they might find refuge, and at last they found a
goat shelter, and went into this, and lay down in the cold and darkness,
waiting in fear until they thought every one had gone to rest before
they dared try to make a fire. When they thought that they would not be
seen they made search for fuel, and happened on an out-house where a
farmer had left some agricultural implements. The shafts and handles of
these the boys took, breaking them up for fire-wood. A plough that had a
good deal of wood in it they destroyed for fuel, and lit a fire, and
having caught a young goat, killed this and roasted it to satisfy their
hunger. All this had been done, as they supposed, without any one having
been able to notice them, for they had hidden their fire as much as they
could, and the snow and storm made them think themselves secure. But
some one saw the light, followed them, and seeing what they had done,
went to Rossdhu, and told Sir Humphrey Colquhoun that the MacGregors
were at their old work again. A band of men was quickly got together,
and the two youths were caught and taken to Sir Humphrey's place, and
there put in prison. A court was held, witnesses were examined, the case
against them fully proved, and they were sentenced to be hanged on a day
that was named. Whether any of their kindred were present at the trial
is not known, but in a very short time the news spread through the
country that the lads were to be executed, and the men of Glen Gyle and
Croigchrosdain resolved to go in a body under their chief to the place
of punishment and ask for the corpses of the lads to take them back with
them for burial in their own district. When the day arrived Sir Humphrey
had a large force of men besides those from his own estate. He caused
the two prisoners to be brought from the prison of the House of Rossdhu
to a knoll called in the Gaelic Tom-Na-Cruaich (Knoll of the Gallows), a
short distance from the Light Grey Brook, by the side of the highway.
The Colquhouns selected a fir-tree, which grew on the mound, to serve as
a gallows, and the two lads were made to stand up to be hung. But
something went wrong with the withes of the gallows, and the two lads
fell as soon as their weight was on the ropes, and were not much the
worse. Then a great shout went up from the MacGregors and Curries who
had come over the loch. "The sentence of the law is fulfilled. Let the
prisoners go." They rushed to the gallows, intending to rescue the lads,
but their numbers were small in comparison to the followers of Sir
Humphrey, whose men spoke insolently and contemptuously to them, while
they barred the way, and prevented any nearer approach to the place
where the lads lay. Meanwhile new withes or ropes had been adjusted, and
the prisoners were hung up again, and left to die, amid the cries of
their friends, who shouted and yelled beyond the crowd of the men Sir
Humphrey had closely surrounding the mound. When it was evident that the
lads were dead they were let down, and their heads were cut from their
trunks, and the heads were placed on stakes, one on each side of the
gate of Rossdhu. The men who had demanded their pardon went away full of
anger.

The tragedy that had taken place was detailed in all its sadness and
horror to the lads' clansmen wherever they could be found. Messengers
went from village to village recounting the story by the peat fires in
the little cottages, where under the thatched roofs and within the
unmortared walls the cows and the hens and the family lived together.
The messengers always began by saying that if any of the MacGregors had
lost any of their young men, they should go to the gate of Rossdhu
House, and see if in the features of the death heads on the posts on
each side of the gate they could discern the features of their loved
ones. The widow of Tulach in Glen Streatha heard the story, and anguish
came on her as she thought that this cruelty might have been dealt on
her children who had not returned when she expected them home. She made
ready speedily, and went over the moors, travelling without pausing
until she arrived near Rossdhu. She drew near to the gate and saw the
heads, and even from a distance she thought she recognized the shape of
her sons' heads, and coming close to the posts standing there with their
trophies on them, she saw that her forebodings were too true. She took
an opportunity, and had the heads taken down, and tied them up in two
pieces of cloth, and walked back, carrying a head in each hand. And
reaching her own glen she went to MacGregor's house, and laid down the
two heads at his feet, letting them out from the cloths which hid them,
and then burst into lamentation and tears, and at last told him how she
had carried them away with her. Then the chief, who knew and loved the
two youths, was greatly enraged with Sir Humphrey, and resolved to
encounter him. Before he proceeded on his designs he went to the Earl
of Argyll and asked his advice, and his counsel was that MacGregor
should ask to meet Sir Humphrey with a hundred men on each side, so that
an account might be given by the Colquhouns as to what had happened, and
the reasons for the cruel treatment of the lads. For, said the Earl, if
Sir Humphrey has no good reasons he may pay the old ransom called, from
the days of the Norse invasions, "eirig," or a fine for their deaths,
and all fighting be avoided. In any case, he counselled that MacGregor
should not be the first to begin to shed blood, unless in self-defence.
Then the chief went to Ardkinglass, where Mac Ian Riach (Campbell of
Ardkinglass) advised him to go and have an interview with Sir Humphrey,
saying that the MacGregors might go through the Ardkinglass lands and
have a night's lodging in Ganavin at the side of Loch Long, and that the
people there were to ferry the band over the loch on the day following
their arrival. All was carried out as had been suggested by the Earl,
and Sir Humphrey made answer that he would meet the MacGregor chief, and
tell the MacGregors of the crimes of the youths at the upper end of Glen
Freon on a Saturday, and that he desired to explain all that there might
be peace.

As soon as this answer had been conveyed to the district where Alexander
MacGregor had his followers, he assembled two hundred men, giving his
brother the command over one hundred, and himself taking the leadership
of the rest, and marched towards Luss. They left Glen Streatha on
Friday, and went through the Caothran of Glen Fine, and arrived at
Ardkinglass Castle. Then instead of going by the highway of the
Highlanders up between Ben-Nan-Luibhean (Hill of the Herbs) and
Ben-Tomadh, they went through the lands of Mac Ian Riach (Ardkinglass),
over the moors as far as Ganavin. There they got ferried across the loch
to a place called the Tmire Franyach (French Ridge). Landing, they
ascended by the slant of the moor, and passed the top of Sron Mhailein,
crossed the water of the Callanach at the Broad ford, and went on by the
highway of the Highlanders above the place of the Man of Tom-Bhui, until
they reached a brook called Alt-Na-Chle. They halted there to rest, and
took special note of the situation of this place, for the burn had a
very rough course, and formed the march between the land of Fionnart and
Tom-Bhui. There were two fords within a short distance of each other
near the Highlanders' way; but most of the bed of the torrent lay deep,
and abounded in deep hollows, the burn flowing in a series of falls from
a third of the distance from the top of the moor to the shore of Loch
Long. Although the two fords are narrow, yet it was over them that the
cattle were driven when the Highland caterans, or robbers, took spoil
from the Lowlands. The MacGregors thought that this impetuous burn's
course would give an excellent place where a reserve of men might be
left in case the Laird of Luss should prove false to them. So the
chief's brother was left there with one hundred men, while he went
himself with a like number to meet Sir Humphrey.

The place where the reserve men were thus placed in ambush, or at call,
was a remarkably secret one. There is a rock on the side of Fionnart of
the ford of the highway of the Highlanders, which, although of no great
height, is so wall-like that no one can climb up the face of it. It is
on the moorland side of the track, and there is a little hillock on the
top of it, and at the top of this hillock the waterfall of Alt-Na-Chle
flows with a bend round it, and returns again beneath it to the
Highlanders' way. The water falls steeply below this pass, and again
sixty paces lower, where there is a spot where the torrent can be
passed, but this is practically only at these so-called fords, for below
there is no good passage. John MacGregor and the band selected to remain
at the burn went up and concealed themselves behind the hillock, where
they were near enough to the track to throw stones upon it, although
they could not be seen where they lay. Alexander of Glen Streatha, when
he had seen his brother and his men thus posted, went on to the head of
Glen Freon for the tryst. The anticipated meeting with the Colquhouns
had been much discussed in the country, not only on Loch Lomond side,
but about the banks of Clyde. The MacGregors had the name of being a
fierce people, and as the date of the conference was known, and many
thought there might be fighting, a great crowd gathered to see what
would come of the meeting.

In the town of Dumbarton there was a seminary, and the teachers and
students, participating in the curiosity aroused by the event, went in a
body to see what might happen. Many citizens of Dumbarton followed, and
a hundred men of the Clan-Na-Liendaig marched from that town to help Sir
Humphrey, should he need support. One of the Buchanan lairds marched
also thence with a number of the Clan Cameron and Clan Walter to Glen
Freon. Thus when Sir Humphrey numbered his men he found he had over four
hundred, but he and his friends arranged that he should go forward with
only one hundred, and that the other three hundred should be hidden
behind a hill, ready to move up at a signal, and this signal should be
given if the MacGregor chief did not come to terms. The hill behind
which Sir Humphrey's reserve was concealed was between the hill of Glen
Freon and a place called the Birch Clumps, not far from a part of the
Highland way by which they supposed the MacGregors would return home.
Sir Humphrey meanwhile marched on with his band of a little over one
hundred men, and stood waiting at the place where he had agreed to meet
MacGregor, for he was anxious to put an end to the disagreements and
troubles which had been a cause of warfare and sorrow to both Lowlanders
and Highlanders. MacGregor was soon seen approaching, and both bands
arrayed themselves in ranks, and stood opposite to each other and not
far apart. The Lowlanders wore their great flat bonnets of blue cloth,
and were clad in long jackets and short hose with gray coarse stockings;
the Highlanders, in bonnets also of blue, but of smaller size, and they
all wore red tartan, most of them in kilts, though others had tartan
tight-fitting trousers.

Sir Humphrey went forward into the space between, and there met
MacGregor, who likewise advanced alone, with an eagle's plume in his
bonnet, and the two began to confer together. What passed is not exactly
known, but the conversation lasted long, and then the chief was seen to
turn away from Sir Humphrey, and go to his own men, who stood in their
red dresses on the hill-side, and the listening crowds of Lowland
citizens and Sir Humphrey's Lowland-clad band heard the chief's words to
his men, as he said, "We will go home. There is to be no bloodshed in
the mean time." The MacGregors turned and began their return march, but
instead of going by the Highland way they took a short way through the
glens which lay above Sron Glen Freon, and they thus avoided altogether
passing the Colquhoun men who were lying in reserve behind the hill. Sir
Humphrey and his friends now held a consultation quickly with each
other, and gave orders to those men who were leisurely following the
MacGregors' march. When these orders were delivered it was seen that the
Lowlanders quickened their pace, and a shout went up from them, and Sir
Humphrey's reserve of men rose and joined the advance and pursued the
MacGregors, who fled. The Alt-Na-Chle burn, where they had left their
supports, was nearly four miles away. The Highlanders ran on as fast as
they could, anxious to reach their comrades some time before the
pursuers could come up, so that they could have breath for the fight,
and get into order to receive the attack, which they now saw was to be
made upon them. This they accomplished. They got into order of battle,
and were standing to their arms on the other side of the two fords a
short time before the Colquhoun force arrived at the banks of the burn,
which presented such difficulties to the pursuers that the disparity in
numbers was well balanced by the nature of the position the chief had
gained. So much was this the case that the reserve was told to remain in
ambush until the fight should grow hot. The Colquhouns, pausing for a
moment, got their men in a column, and attempted to rush the ford and
bank beyond, but they could only advance a few at a time, the hill on
the other side giving great advantage to the defence, and the first men
who got over were all killed without a single one of the MacGregors
being harmed. There were seven very brave men among the Colquhouns.
These men were all brothers, and they volunteered to head the attack,
that a breach might be made through the MacGregors' line, but the
devoted brothers were all slain, and lay together in a heap by the side
of the water of the burn, which gave to the pass in after-times the name
of the Brothers Ford.

Now when many of the pursuers were already lying heaped together in the
pass, the chief called to his brother and the hundred who were with him,
still lying beyond the knoll. These men as they rose had but to spring
forward a few steps to gain the top of the rock overhanging the Highland
way, and when they thus crowned the green summit they saw under the rock
wall below them a number of the Colquhouns at the base of the waterfall.
They plied their bows sharply now, sending down their arrows on the
pursuers, who, pent together, could not escape them. Every shaft told,
and the Colquhouns, despairing of forcing the ascent, gave way and fled
back, the MacGregors crossing over after them and keeping above them as
they ran along the hill face, continuing their arrow fire and doing much
hurt. The whole crowd of pursuers and pursued ran aslant the moor until
they reached a little plain called Tom-Na-Folaich (or the Little Bush
and of the Rank Grass), where the Colquhouns, turning, attacked the
nearest of their enemies, who gave way in their turn, running over the
hill to a place where there was a gap between two ridges of rock. There
they faced round, filling up the gap. The Colquhouns hurried onward
until they were nearly within sword-stroke of their enemies. Here again
the skill of the Highland bowmen decided matters, for crossing the top
of the rock on the left of the Lowlanders they killed a great number,
while they could not be much harmed themselves. In the Gaelic speech
that gap is still called the Chasm of Misfortune, and the rock is yet
known as the Bowmen's Crag. The Lowlanders gave way. Meanwhile the
remainder of them, under Sir Humphrey, had been fighting the rest of the
Highlanders, and a like result had overtaken them. All the MacGregors
were now in pursuit of the Colquhouns, running along the Highland way
over the large brook, the Alt-Mor, at the smithy's ford, and when some
distance beyond, an unfortunate minister, who was a teacher at the
seminary of Dumbarton, was overtaken as he was fleeing with the people
who had rashly come out as spectators, and was killed. The chief's
brother happened to be pursuing a young man of the Clan-Na-Liondaig who
had been with Sir Humphrey, and the young fellow turned on the
chieftain, and cut him down near a great gray stone that was often
pointed out as marking the Highland chieftain's death-place. At the head
of Glen Freon the Colquhouns attempted to rally, by the persuasions of
Sir Humphrey, but he could not get them into any order until they
arrived at a large level field called Acha Haich. Here he managed to get
them again into array, but the Highlanders, seeing them make a stand,
halted to form their line, and quickly attacked. Hardly a minute passed
before Sir Humphrey's men turned their backs, and all that can be said
of what followed is that chase and flight went streaming down both sides
of Glen Freon.

When the rout reached the middle of the glen the victors, who were
slaying as they went, overtook the principal of the seminary, who with
his students were showing every sign of terror. But the MacGregors took
no heed of them. The principal hastened to the chief, and said to him,
"These youths are unarmed and in great fear. Now that you have won the
day, I intrust them to your forbearance." There was a barn near the
place where they stood, and the chief ordered them into the barn,
putting over them as guard a man named Black Hugh of the Dhu-Leitir, who
came from his own Glen Streatha. It is said that this man was not a
MacGregor, but a MacCalister, who had gone from the district where his
youth was spent to the MacGregor country, taking their name on account
of some crime that he had committed.

He heard his chief now say to him, "Hugh, here are thirty-seven youths.
Stand at the door. I confide them to you. Take good care of them," and
as he obeyed he saw his chief hurry on in the pursuit. Hugh began his
sentry duty, and allowed none of the youths to leave the barn, believing
that they should be treated as prisoners; but as the lads could speak no
Gaelic, and Hugh no English, there was not much attempt at communication
between them.

We will follow the pursuit from which Hugh was debarred by his duties as
jailer. The MacGregors harassed the Colquhouns in their retreat
persistently, sparing none whom they found with arms in their hands, and
among these were many of the citizens of Dumbarton. Of the incidents of
the pursuit, men remember that at Tigh-Na-Goaithe, or the House of the
Winds, in the glen, one of the MacGregors took note of a gentleman among
the Colquhouns who was on horseback. He rushed at the rider, who fled,
yet the Highlander was so swift of foot that he kept up with the pace of
the horse all the way between the place called the Hill of the Wind and
the waterfall of the Finglass. The mounted officer missed a passage or
ford which existed, and came to a place where it was difficult to cross
the burn's ravine, called the "churn." It was about twenty feet in
depth, and there was a pool below, the chasm being about ten feet broad
above and sixteen feet below. The horse took the leap, and bad as was
the take off, carried his rider across in safety. The pursuer could not
take the leap, but shot an arrow, which missed the rider, who coolly
dismounted, picked up the arrow, and shot it back from his own bow,
killing the man who had first shot it.

At the lower part of the glen Sir Humphrey's people scattered widely,
each trying to save his own life. Some went the way of Luss, others fled
towards the Leven. But MacGregor did not care to see his men disperse
themselves so widely, and stopped the pursuit. He called them to him,
and told them it was now best to return the road they had come. They
obeyed him, and the march home was commenced. When they were ascending
the upper part of Blar-Na-Chietein (or the Plain of April) the piper
struck up, playing an extemporized tune, which was known afterwards as
the "Bout of Spoils on Colquhoun." They went along rejoicing, but they
soon had cause for grief.

MacGregor now observed Black Hugh among his followers, and inquired of
him, "What have you done with the young lads whom I intrusted to you?"

Hugh replied by drawing a dirk from his belt, and shaking it above his
head, said, "Ask that dirk and God's mercy what has become of them!"

"May God look on us!" said MacGregor. "If you have killed the lads, no
mention shall be made of a MacGregor henceforth." He hurried to the
barn, and there were all the youths lying where they had been butchered,
cold in their blood! The chief turned angrily and called up Black Hugh.
"Why have you done this?"

And Hugh answered: "After the youths had been for a time in the barn
they became turbulent, I do not know why; but they spoke a great deal of
English, and I could not understand a word of what they said, but I
shook the dirk at them and told them to keep quiet in Gaelic, which they
should have understood, and I asked, and I asked, and I asked them to
keep quiet, but they would not, and attempted to get out in spite of me.
It seemed to me that I might just as well lose my own life as let a
prisoner escape; and as they came forward one by one to get out I killed
them as quickly as they got within reach. I do not know what it means,
but every one as he was pierced with the dirk seemed to me to cry out a
sound like 'God's mercy.'"

"It was not to hurt them or keep them prisoners that I sent you there,
but to protect them from harm," sternly replied MacGregor.

It was only then that Hugh perceived that he had blundered. All the
MacGregors were sorrowful at the event, and the chief himself deeply
distressed. They continued their march in gloom, taking home with them
the body of the chief's brother, for they found him where he had fallen
on the hill-side. Although the fight has been named after the glen, it
was really at Alt-Na-Chle that it began, about four miles from the glen,
and a much larger number of the Colquhouns were slain on the land of
Fionnart than at the head of the glen, but the pursuit did not take them
through Glen Freon.

After the battle, and on the retreat of the Highlanders, the Lowland
party were greatly enraged. They went and buried the dead, and kept
their bloody shirts that they might be shown to the King, and Sir
Humphrey and his friends got 220 women to ride to Edinburgh, each woman
carrying on a spear as a banner a blood-stained shirt which she said had
belonged to a man massacred by the MacGregors. The youths who had been
killed by Hugh were of good parentage, and the indignation caused by
their death was not allowed to sleep by their kinsfolk and tutors. The
King was greatly enraged against the MacGregors, having had a hatred of
them on account of old strifes. He appointed a day for a court of
justice, and MacGregor was summoned, but durst not appear. Neither was
there any one to speak for him, and in his absence he and his clan were
sentenced to lose their lands and name.




[Illustration: "WHO DONE THAT?" SHOUTED MR. CUMMINGS.]

THAT DISREPUTABLE SCHOOL-HOUSE STOVE.

BY ARTHUR WILLIS COLTON.


The district school-house in Hagar was very old, but it never looked so,
on account of the paint. When the Selectmen concluded not to do
something that ought to be done, because it would cost too much, they
violently painted the school-house instead. It relieved their feelings
and did not cost too much. Also, the school-house standing prominently
by the cross-roads, it gave a thrifty appearance to the village.

The inside of the school-house was seldom painted by the violent
Selectmen, or its individuality interfered with in any way. Its desks
became more whittled from year to year, its ceiling smokier, and its
blackboards dingier with adding and subtracting. The water-pail that
stood over the cellar stairs was often upset for different reasons, so
that now and then there was a new water-pail. The stove stood in front
of the teacher's desk, and, on cold days, an enormous distance from the
back seats. The stove-pipe was strung along the ceiling on precarious
wires.

This stove was not an adequate stove. The sphere of its influence fell
short of the back seats. It was an uncertain and variable stove. It
sulked; sometimes it dropped legs and severed connections with the pipe.
On windy days it shook, roared, threw sparks, and interrupted lessons.
The Selectmen, namely, Deacon Crockett, Harvey Cummings, and Mr.
Atherton Bell--who had been to the Legislature--were told that the stove
was not an adequate stove, and denounced the school-house as a source of
endless expense.

In the fall and spring the school was taught by different young ladies,
who were much to be pitied. In the winter it was taught by a man--for
some years by a man named Pollock, who had ideas. When the school became
very unruly he flung the bell on the floor to produce silence. It was a
large yellow-colored bell. When it was rung, the sound of it was as the
sound of lamentation, and when it was flung on the floor it made us
think of a number of funerals all mixed up. Mr. Pollock also taught
algebra to those whom he thought deserved it; that was his idea of
rewarding merit. It seemed to us that his idea was wrong.

But this story which I have to tell is not about the school in general,
but a particular story intended to bring out a moral about the putting
of horse-chestnuts in a stove, namely, that it is very revolutionary,
and a good way to play nihilists, if you wish to play nihilists. It
concerns one Willy Flint, who was an imp; not one of those nervous black
little things, however, such as you would expect an imp to be. He had
light hair, rather thin red eyelids, and no nerves; but for all that he
was an imp. His sister's name was Angelica Bertina and some other names.
She also was an imp. I believe she was, or grew up to be, a very pretty
girl, but at that time I had no opinion of such matters.

       *       *       *       *       *

Angelica kicked the snow against the entry-door and mentioned a desire
to smash things. She felt that way, perhaps, more often than most
people, but we all know how it is when it is a relief, although nothing
in particular has happened, to get a large club and pound a rock. It is
partly surplus energy and partly discontent. Bobby Bell stared at
Angelica admiringly. It was the noon-hour. Willy Flint reached the
bottom of his lunch-pail, shook up the crumbs, and fitted it deftly on
the head of Bobby Bell, who escaped and ran into Angelica. Angelica
collared him and shook him out of the dinner-pail, but respectfully, for
Bobby Bell was a gentleman, though very little, and though only five or
six years old, greatly admired Angelica.

"You let Bobby alone," snapped Angelica; but Willy Flint was thinking of
something else. Angelica, holding Bobby by the collar, brushed off the
crumbs, and Bobby became contented and conversational.

"My fatha's comin' to thee the thtove," he announced.

"How do you know?" asked Willy Flint, blinking his red eyelids.

"My fatha thaid tho. Tho'th Deacon Cwockett. Tho'th Mithta Cummin'.
Tho'th my fatha."

Willy Flint blinked his eyelids at Bobby Bell for some minutes, and
then, without looking to the right or left, started on a run through the
drifts to the road and along the road eastward. The entire school
stopped snowballing and watched him in dumb amazement. Just as he turned
into the Flints' gate, a quarter of a mile away, Mr. Pollock came to the
entry and rang the lamentable bell. Therefore Willy Flint was late, and
had to do a strange sum, involving two men who exchanged commodities in
such a manner as never ought to be done in this world.

       *       *       *       *       *

Willy Flint sat, pretending to do this sum, on the seat behind the
stove, because he was an imp, and Mr. Pollock wished to keep an eye on
him. The scholars on the back seats were good but cold; those in between
were middling. Angelica Bertina was reciting geography, which she did
very well. I suppose it practised her memory to remember her name. When
one can say Angelica Bertina and the other names easily, it helps one
out with Liberia and Porto Rico.

Willy Flint looked at Mr. Pollock, who looked at him, and asked Angelica
about the products of Liberia. Willy Flint sighed despondently and drew
spindle-legged people on his slate. Angelica stated the products of
Liberia to be coffee, ivory, and rofia-palm fibre, and Mr. Pollock did
not deny it, though of course rofia-palm fibre belongs with Madagascar
and not with Liberia. He was wondering what Willy Flint was about to do.

Angelica saw his abstracted eye and went on, "Arrowroot, sugar,
chewing-gum."

Here Moses Durfey giggled and Mr. Pollock started.

"What's that?"

"Cotton," said Angelica, "cocoa, oranges, and lemons."

"Ah," said Mr. Pollock. "Correct."

And Willy Flint looked more cheerful.

This was the situation when the Selectmen came: the stove behaving in
various ways, Willy Flint considering what he was about to do, Mr.
Pollock wondering what that was, and Angelica reciting geography.

There was a loud knock at the entry-door, and Mr. Pollock and the entire
school, with the exception of Willy Flint and Angelica, left whatever
they were doing, and concentrated their minds on the door. Willy Flint
leaned swiftly forward and slipped something through the damper of the
stove. Angelica cast a glance after Mr. Pollock, closed her eyes, and
recited in a loud voice:

"Abyssinia, eastern Africa, three kingdoms--Shoa, Tigre, and Amhara,
elevated table-land, of which majority of people--m-m-m-m--pastoral
pursuits."

Willy Flint again leaned forward and slipped something through the
damper.

"Ah!" said Mr. Pollock, at the door. "Come in." And the violent
Selectmen entered, namely, Deacon Crockett, Harvey Cummings, and Mr.
Atherton Bell--who had been to the Legislature. Again Willy Flint leaned
forward.

"Exports, skins," shouted Angelica, "ivory, gums--"

"Angelica," said Mr. Pollock, sternly--"Angelica Flint, that will do."
And Angelica, with an eye on Willy's movements, thought that very likely
it might.

"We've come to see about that stove," said the fluent Mr. Atherton Bell.
"Now I don't see anything the matter with the stove. Do you, Deacon? It
appears to me to have an excellent draught."

Deacon Crockett nodded gloomily.

"Furs rate," said Mr. Cummings.

"A good serviceable stove," said Mr. Atherton Bell.

Bang! went something in the stove; boom! crack! bang!

The top of the stove rose and danced about in an angular manner. The
pipe came down and covered Deacon Crockett and Willy Flint impartially
with soot. Legs went here and there. The door bounced off, followed by
ashes and coals, and smote Mr. Cummings sorely on the foot. Then the
stove settled down, propped only by one leg plainly showing and
declaring itself the most disreputable stove in the town of Hagar; and
the school resolved itself into anarchy, which proves just what all wise
men say, that nihilism results in anarchy.

"Who done that?" shouted Mr. Cummings, angrily. Deacon Crockett said
nothing, but glared. Willy Flint, being also covered with soot, looked
in every respect like the down-trodden victim of conspiracy. Mr. Pollock
wiped his glasses, which meant that he intended to maintain his presence
of mind; and Mr. Atherton Bell, whom neither soot had touched nor flying
missile smitten anywhere, seeing the misfortunes of his colleagues,
immediately saw also the humor of the thing in a broad and liberal
manner, thumped his sides and laughed loudly.

"Now, Harvey, tut, tut! Now, deacon--"

Then Bobby Bell, who greatly admired his father, joined in shrilly; then
the rest of the school saw the humor of it too. Mr. Cummings, polishing
his toe, smiled feebly. Mr. Pollock's eyes, as he brushed the Deacon's
back with the broom, twinkled behind his glasses. The only persons who
seemed really chagrined were Deacon Crockett and Willy Flint. Such it is
to have an eye for the humor of a thing.

"Why--why," gasped Mr. Atherton Bell, "Pollock--Pollock--you don't mean
to tell me it acts like this--I might say--customarily?"

Mr. Pollock wiped his glasses slowly. "No," he said, "I never saw it act
just like that before--not so badly as that."

And all the school agreed that it had never acted so badly as that
before.

       *       *       *       *       *

And so it came about, what with Mr. Atherton Bell's sense of humor and
the intense dislike which Harvey Cummings conceived for the ancient
stove, that a new stove was put in--a large flat-topped satisfactory
stove on which could be baked nearly a quart of chestnuts.

I remember distinctly how Chub Leroy, Moses Durfey, and I argued it
over, and concluded that Willy Flint was to be a nihilist. After that we
collected horse-chestnuts, and did things with them for which Moses
Durfey was spanked. And Angelica, whose language was vigorous, like her
stride, remarked that Mr. Pollock was "game." He was, in fact, a very
honest and kindly gentleman, who always maintained his presence of mind,
and that was about what Angelica meant.




FRENCH BOYS' GAMES.


The games of the children of France are the games of the children of the
world--for games are the same all the world over.

This discovery is a great blow to your patriotic feeling of
proprietorship in them. "Hide-and-Seek" and "Blind-Man's-Buff" are as
much American to us as "The Star-spangled Banner" and "Yankee Doodle."
English children might perhaps know them, because the English are our
cousins and speak our language; but they had certainly never got so far
from home as across the Channel. And now, when you begin to look into
the subject, you find that "Hide-and-Seek" is represented in one of the
old paintings found in the ruins of Herculaneum, and that not only
children, but grown people as well, played this fascinating game in
India long before we Americans were born or thought of. Rousselet, a
French traveller who wrote about India, says that an Indian Emperor in
the sixteenth century built a palace expressly for playing it. The
palace contained a wonderful labyrinth in marble, and little cabinets
for people to hide in, with a marble pillow in the centre for a goal.

And "Blind-Man's-Buff" is equally of very ancient lineage, and is really
a French game, though it is not called by that name in France. This is
the way it came to be invented: In the year 999 Robert, the son of Hugh
Capet, had attached to his service a warrior named Colin, surnamed
Maillard, or Mallet, because a mallet was his favorite weapon. In a
campaign against the Count of Louvain, Colin Maillard had his eyes put
out; but he kept on fighting, guided by his squires. So, in memory of
his bravery, King Robert established a military game, a sort of
tournament named after him, which was nothing more nor less than
"Blind-Man's-Buff." One of the titles to distinction of the celebrated
crusader Godfrey de Bouillon was his having kept successfully the rôle
of Colin Maillard five times.

Bowling is another very old French game, and the French word _boulevard_
comes from it. It is made up of _boule_, or bowls, and _vert_, or green;
so that the word means "the green bowling-place." The celebrated French
boulevards, overhung by their green trees, were once upon a time the
places where people congregated to bowl, and you can see how easily
_vert_ became _vart_, and how that was changed again into _vard_. Even
nowadays one sometimes sees it written in old signs _boulevart_.

So in nearly all of the French games we find some of our old favorites,
only changed more or less, according to the imagination of the people
who have played them. The French are very imaginative, and the children
always personify something or somebody in their games. For instance,
"Tag," which is as popular here as at home, becomes "Chat," or "Cat."
The person who is "it" is always a cat, and the others playing are
generally supposed to be mice. There are several varieties of "Chat,"
such as "Chat perché" and "Chat coupé." In "Chat perché" the mouse is
allowed to perch on anything it pleases, and is safe so long as it can
hang on. Or the cat perches, and the mice watch the moment when the cat
can no longer hold on and must fall. Generally the players agree that
nobody is to be kept perched too long at a time. In "Chat coupé," the
person who is cat chooses one person to run after. Any one else playing
may cut in between the two running, when the cat changes her course to
run after him.

Girls play "La Mère Gigogne," a running game in which one of the players
is chosen to be the old Mother Gigogne. A line is traced, or some sort
of boundary is decided on, behind which la Mère Gigogne is supposed to
live. She calls out "La Mère Gigogne va sortir" (Mother Gigogne is going
out), and then makes a dive for the children, who run as hard as they
can with the mother Gigogne after them. The children, as they are caught
one after the other, are put inside the boundary, and must take hold of
hands in a line until all are taken. This line can bar the passage of
the others, so the Mother Gigogne can catch them more easily. This is a
favorite game in the girls' _pensions_ or schools, and in the _lycées_
and common schools both girls and boys alike play the "Jen de Barres,"
or "Prisoner's Base."

"Prisoner's Base" is exactly like our own "Prisoner's Base," and perhaps
it may interest you to know that this game was invented by the Greeks
about five hundred years before Christ. That and "Theque" are perhaps
the two favorite boys' games in France. "Theque" is a kind of feeble
imitation of our baseball, played in a babyish sort of way that would
make an American college team faint. Indeed it is only lately that they
are beginning to realize in France that boys need a certain amount of
athletics to make them healthy and manly, and are trying to encourage
out-door sports in all the schools. There has recently been held in
Paris a grand international congress to promote the re-establishment of
the old Olympic games, but exactly what these re-established Olympic
games are going to be it is too early to say yet. Meanwhile lawn-tennis
is getting to be as popular in France as at home, and croquet is a
perpetual favorite.

The French have all sorts of pretty rounds, like the charming old "Pont
d'Avignon"--when they used to dance "en rond"--which is not so popular
as a round now as it used to be in the olden time; but there are many
others. Instead of "Little Sally Waters," all the "babies in our block"
in Paris would sing, "J'ai un joli bouquet, à qui le donnerai-je?" (I
have a charming bouquet, to whom shall I give it?) or "Nous n'irons plus
au bois."

Perhaps this last is the most popular of the French rounds, so that it
is given in full. The idea is something like this: "We will go no more
to the wood, for all the laurels are cut. But the beautiful one I
present to you will go and pick them up. Enter into the dance, sing and
waltz, and embrace the one that you love the best."

  "Nous n'irons plus au bois,
  Les lauriers sont coupés;
  La belle que voilà ira les ramasser.
    Entrez dans la danse;
    Voyez comme on danse;
  Chantez, valsez, embrassez celle que vous aimez."

Another game that is a sort of round is called "Mon beau Guillaume." All
the players form a circle, while "handsome William" stands in the
centre. Then he asks, "Where are you going, mes belles dames?" And the
belles dames answer that they are going to take a walk. "Mes belles
dames, you will wear out your slippers." "Mon beau Guillaume, you will
mend them for us." "Mes belles dames, and who will pay me for it?" "The
one that you catch." Then beau Guillaume closes his eyes, and the circle
turns around very fast three times, when beau Guillaume must catch
somebody and guess who it is.

The French play some pretty in-door games which are not known in
America, a favorite of which is "Why am I on the sellete?" _Sellette_
means literally "stool," and it is represented by a chair in the centre
of the room. One person goes out, while another of the players goes
around and asks each one why So-and-so is "on the sellette." When all
the answers are given, the player who has gone out is called in, and
takes his place on the chair. "Why am I on the sellette?" he asks, and
the person who has collected the answers gives one after another, while
the person in the centre tries to guess who are their authors. You can
see that all the fun of this game, like that of many others, depends
upon the cleverness of the players, for each one tries to make a witty
hit in his answer at some characteristic or some event in the life of
the person in question that is known to the speaker alone. If the person
on the sellette guesses the author of the answer, the latter takes his
place on the sellette.

"If I were a little piece of paper, what would you do with me?" is
another game of the same sort, where the interest depends on the
cleverness of the answers. "I'd make you into a bank-note." "I'd make
you into a love-letter." You can see how an endless number of bright
replies is possible. "I've lost my valise--what was there in it?" is
another, in which any little foible or characteristic of the questioner
is good-naturedly hit off. "Pigeon, vole, oiseau, vole," is a game very
much like our "Simon says thumbs up." You twirl your two forefingers and
put them down on your knees, saying, "Pigeon, fly, bird, fly," etc. But
if you say "rabbit, fly," or any other animal that hasn't wings, and any
fingers go down, their owners must give a forfeit.

And now to end with one more game, "Marriage and Divorce." All the
players but one form in couples, one behind the other. The one left out
stands in front of them in this way .::: and claps his hands three
times, when the last two players run, one on one side and one on the
other, and try to come together again and join hands behind the one
standing alone before he shall have been able to catch either one of
them. If he does not succeed in doing this the couple are still married,
and take their place at the head of the others. If he succeeds, the one
caught takes his place, and he "marries" the other, and takes his place
with his bride at the head.




IMPORTANT "TRIFLES" ON WAR-SHIPS.

BY FRANKLIN MATTHEWS.


I.

Suppose that a state of war exists between the United States and some
other country well supplied with modern war-ships. Suppose, also, that
one of our best battle-ships--like the _Kentucky_, soon to be built--is
cruising off New York Harbor. A monster battle-ship of the enemy
appears, and the ships are to fight until one is sunk or conquered. The
alarm for general quarters has sounded. Every gun is loaded; the decks
are cleared; ammunition is ready for instant use. The captain has taken
his place in the conning-tower. The enemy approaches. The signal runs
through the ship, "Stand by to fire!"

When the enemy gets within 3000 yards, the _Kentucky_'s 13-inch forward
guns will each hurl a monster bullet, weighing more than a thousand
pounds, at the other vessel. Not a shot must be fired until the enemy is
exactly 3000 yards away. Both ships are moving swiftly. In less than one
second the enemy will be exactly 3000 yards off. An awful roar follows.
A tongue of fire, followed by a rolling, bounding ball of smoke, darts
from a great cannon. Nearly a quarter of a mile away the eye can see the
half-ton projectile darting straight toward the other ship. It hits the
very place it was intended to hit. Half a dozen such shots, or perhaps
fewer, may send the other vessel to the bottom. The battle rages. Shot
after shot is fired, and finally one vessel hoists the white flag, or
careens, and the order is given for every man to save himself as she
plunges to the bottom.

[Illustration: THE RANGE-FINDER.]

Marvellous as the shooting has been, still more marvellous is the way it
has been done. The gunners have fired without seeing, or even looking to
see, the other ship. They have fired by looking rather at little dials
close by each gun. They have aimed each gun without trying to see the
enemy. Still, each shot goes straight to the mark, and the havoc is
terrific. How is it all done? Long before the firing began you might
have observed a sailor-man, half-way up each mast of the battle-ship,
looking at the enemy through a telescope. Attached to each telescope are
a telephone-receiver and mouth-piece. The receiver is fitted to the
sailor-man's head, and the mouth-piece comes close to his lips as he
looks through the telescope. One of the sailor-men says to the other,
through the telephone:

"I am looking at the forward smoke-pipe. Keep your eye on that until I
tell you to change."

"All right," comes the answer; and then, as the enemy nears the
_Kentucky_, these two telescopes follow the ship, turning gradually as
the vessel comes nearer. Down at each gun there is another man looking
at the enemy through a telescope. He is the gun-firer. Another man at
the gun, the gunner, has turned a wheel to elevate the gun so as to
shoot a certain number of yards, as marked on the dial in front of him.
The vessel is rolling from side to side. The gun now points high in the
air, and now down into the water. It is known that the enemy is the
exact distance away to be hit by the projectile if the _Kentucky_ did
not roll. The gun-firer watches as his ship comes to a level. He sees
the other ship exactly in the centre of his telescope, or at the
juncture of the cross-hairs on the glass. Not a tenth of a second must
be lost. The gunner has already pressed down a button, showing that his
aim is all right for a certain distance. The gun-firer presses his
button as the target shows itself in the centre of the cross-hairs; an
electric current flashes through the primer of the projectile, and a
thunder-bolt of war speeds through the air at the rate of about 2000
feet a second. The gun cannot be fired unless both gunner and gun-firer
press down the buttons in front of them. How do they know when to do
this? Who tells them when to fire? The answer is that no one tells them
when to fire after they have received their general orders. It all
results from those two sailor-men on the masts following the path of the
enemy.

[Illustration: DIAGRAM SHOWING TELEPHONIC CONNECTIONS BETWEEN
RANGE-FINDERS AND GUNNERS.

A.--Central Telephone Station. B.--Dial on which Distance is conveyed to
Gunners from A. C.--Range-finder who conveys Angle to A. D.--Gun-firer
who presses Firing-button when Range is Found.]

Those men on the masts are working the range-finders. There are
electrical instruments that tell automatically the exact distance from
them of any object. All that the men have to do is to keep looking at
the enemy, and the guns will keep on hitting the mark if fired at that
instant in the roll or plunge that the target comes at the centre of the
gun-firer's telescope. All that is absolutely essential, as a first
requisite, is that the two men at the range-finders shall be looking at
the same spot on the enemy's ship. Electricity does most of the rest of
the work. Now you must know that there are instruments in navigation by
which distances of objects from a ship can be reckoned accurately. A
sextant is one of these instruments. It requires a lot of figuring,
however, to fix the distance. It would be useless to try to use these
instruments in a battle. Long before the distance of an enemy could be
computed his ship, and your own as well, would have changed its
position, going as war-ships in time of conflict do at the rate of more
than a quarter of a mile a minute. A shot fired at the distance computed
would perhaps be a mile wide of the mark.

[Illustration: RANGE-FINDERS AT WORK ON THE ENEMY FROM THE FORE AND MAIN
TOPS.]

Nor will it do to fire at an enemy in the old hit-or-miss style that
used to be followed. In the old days the gunner sighted the gun, made an
allowance as best he could for the distance the ship would go before he
fired, and when the roll or plunge of his own vessel was favorable he
pulled a string, as he turned away his head, and took chances of hitting
the other ship. He had to guess the distance largely. He first tried a
certain range, and then another, until he gradually got the right
distance, and then he fired, whenever he got the right chance. Those
were the days of the old smooth-bore cannon; the days when a captain
could make himself heard by a speaking-trumpet anywhere on deck, and
almost anywhere below-deck by shouting down a hatchway. All that is
changed now. The roar on a war-ship in battle is like that on a
mountain-top encased in a violent thunder-storm. Then, too, ammunition
is too costly and too limited nowadays to be wasted by experiments in
finding the range of the enemy, and in taking chances on hitting him.
One shot from one of these guns of modern times may win the battle by
piercing the vitals of the enemy's ship, and not even the smallest
chance must be taken to miss that target. It is for that reason that the
wonderful aid of electricity has been called into use on war-ships in
many devices. Probably the most wonderful of all these devices is the
range-finder.

It isn't necessary for us to go deep into electrical science to
understand how this instrument does its work. Electricity itself is a
great mystery, and a puzzle in many ways to those who understand it
best. Most of us have not been able to grasp its simpler puzzles until
we studied them in college, and even then it would not be well for us to
boast of what we knew. All we need to know, however, to understand the
range-finder is a little problem in geometry. Most of you understand
that if we have a triangle, and know the length of one side and the size
of the angles at the ends of that side, we can figure exactly the length
of the other two sides and the distance of the point where those two
sides meet. Well, that explains just how the range-finder works. The
exact distance between the two men looking through the telescopes is
known and fixed. Each man looks, as we have seen, at the same point out
in the distance on the enemy's ship. That point is where the two unknown
sides of the triangle come together. There is no time to figure the
distance. A tenth of a second in these days is too much time to be lost.
We must use electricity to do our figuring. This is the way it is done:
The telescopes are turned about on electric circuits; that is, they are
attached to a metal circle charged with electricity. The wires from
these circles run to a little dial down in the hold. The Wheatstone
bridge or electrical balance system is used. That means that the
resistance of a current through a wire through a given distance is
measured finally by a dial on a marking-instrument.

Now it is impossible to turn one or both of those telescopes on the
range-finders without moving the dial on the marking-instrument.
Electricity has progressed so far that to the exact foot the dial will
indicate the distance an object is away from the base of the line
connecting the range-finding instruments. At any instant that dial will
tell how many yards off the enemy is. The men at the telescopes know
nothing of what the dial is doing. The dial is down in the central
telephone exchange of the ship. One man is stationed there to do nothing
else than to watch what it records. He has a little instrument beside
him called a range-indicator. The dial of the range-finder says that the
enemy is so many yards away. He simply presses a button on the
range-indicator, which sends a current to other range-indicators in ten
different places on a battle-ship like the _Kentucky_. The needles of
these ten instruments, one at each of the guns of the main battery, and
at some of the guns of the secondary battery, tell the gunner how far
off the enemy is. The indicators have simply transmitted the news to the
gunners which the range-finders have discovered automatically.

Every gunner knows, by the sliding-scale attached to his gun, just how
far to elevate the gun so as to carry its projectile a certain number of
yards. He does not look along his gun. He pays no attention to the enemy
himself. He keeps one hand on a little wheel, which he turns with his
fingers, and the slightest twist alters the range of the piece. In a
twinkling he can change the range a hundred yards. Suppose, now, the
dial of the range-finder in front of the man in the telephone central
indicates 2580 yards. He presses his button on the range-indicator, and
in ten places on board the _Kentucky_ the gunners know that the enemy is
2580 yards away. Previous warnings have fixed that distance
approximately. With a quick twist of the wrist the range of each gun in
action is fixed for 2580 yards. The gunner keeps his eye on the
range-indicator, and when his gun is pointed to carry its projectile
that distance he presses down his firing-button. But it will not do,
perhaps, to fire at that instant. The ship may be rolling or pitching.
The gun-firer is looking through his telescope. Suddenly the ship is
shown to be on an even keel, because the cross-hairs of the telescope
centre on the enemy. The gun-firer presses his button, and the gun is
discharged.

Suppose, now, that the range has changed between the time that the gun
is aimed and the time the _Kentucky_ has reached an even keel. Of course
the gun-firer at the telescope can know nothing of it. He presses his
button, and perhaps is surprised to find that the gun does not fire.
That simply means that the gunner has taken his finger off his
firing-button while he is changing the range of the gun to the new
figures just telegraphed to him from the range-finder. The gun cannot be
fired unless the buttons of both gunner and gun-firer are pressed down
at the same time. This is done to avoid waste of ammunition. The gunner
keeps his finger on his firing-button all the time the range remains
fixed. During that time the man at the telescope can fire the gun
whenever the cross-hairs of his instrument tell him it is the proper
time to fire. If the range is being changed, the gun does not go off. If
the range is set, the gun does go off. In either case the man at the
telescope has nothing to do with the range. All he has to do is to watch
the enemy and press his button. All the gunner has to do is to see that
the range of his gun is the same as the range-indicator registers, and
to keep his button pressed down so long as the range is fixed. All the
man in the central telegraph and telephone exchange on ship has to do is
to see what range the range-finders are indicating and telegraph it to
the gunners. All the men at the range-finders have to do is to keep
pointing their telescopes at the enemy, and let the rest of the work
take care of itself.

All this seems like a complicated bit of mechanism. So it is; but, as
with all electrical appliances, it is difficult to understand and
extremely simple to use them. It may surprise you to know that from the
time that the range-finder sailors fix their telescopes on the enemy
less than one second need elapse before the guns are fired. Of course
every man is at his station. Each gun is already fixed at near the
proper range. The range-finders give the exact distance. The man in the
central office telegraphs it to the gunners. The gunners adjust their
weapons and press down their buttons. The gun-firers wait to get the
proper sight, probably in the same twinkling of an eye that all this
information is being sent over the ship, and he finally fires the gun.
Of course, where the ship is rolling or pitching considerably, the time
between fixing the range and firing the gun may be longer. After the gun
is all ready for firing, however, even the fifth of a second may make
the difference between a hit and a miss, and hence the need for the
lightning quickness of electricity.

The range-finder and the other appliances used with it are the
inventions of Lieutenant Bradley A. Fiske, of the United States navy. No
other navy than ours has them, although the naval authorities of other
nations are thinking of adopting them. If we should have a war right
away, we should have an advantage over an enemy. Constant experience has
shown their complete success.

In another article we shall consider some more of these "trifles" that
are used in connection with electricity on war-ships.




A LOYAL TRAITOR.

A STORY OF THE WAR OF 1812 BETWEEN AMERICA AND ENGLAND.

BY JAMES BARNES.


CHAPTER III.

THE BURNING.

The fire must have eaten through the chimney, and had probably been
burning in the walls along the staircase and in the floors of the
rubbish chambers for some minutes before we had inkling of it. It was
almost beyond imagining, the way it spread. But the steps of the
staircase itself were firm underfoot, although inside the walls, and
even to the roof, the roaring crackling flames were gutting the left
wing of the house.

The doctor did not stop to help Mr. Edgerton find the key; he threw his
weight against the door I pointed out again and again. It went open with
a crash at last, after I had thought that the doctor would have stove
his own side in first.

There was no smoke on this side of the house, but it followed us from
the hallway, choking the throat and stinging the eyes. There was the box
in the middle of the room.

Now we were all three encouraging one another and shouting for haste.
Twice did the lawyer drop the bunch of keys as he tried to fit the lock.

"Take them, lad," he cried at last, looking over his shoulder; "your
fingers are the nimbler. But make haste!" The tears were pouring down
his face; he hurriedly rose from his knees, and, making a leap for the
window, kicked out the glass and the shutter that had been nailed fast,
and thrust his head to the air, coughing, struggling, and gagging as if
his last day had come.

In the mean time the doctor was bending over, with his face close to
mine, and whispering admonitions to be cool; but his hand on my shoulder
shook as if the ague had possession of him. Upon my soul, I think I was
the coolest of the three! Key after key I tried without success.
Suddenly the doctor slipped his fingers into the handle at the end.

[Illustration: "OUT OF THE WINDOW WITH IT!" HE SPLUTTERED.]

"Out the window with it!" he spluttered. "What jack-asses! What dunces!
Bear a hand here, Edgerton!"

The lawyer turned back into the room. He took the other end of the box,
and they heaved with all their strength, I, still on my knees, helping
them. We might as well have tried to pull the big oak before the house
up by the roots.

"It's nailed down!" roared the lawyer, running his fingers along the
edge.

There was a crash in the lower hall, and a great tongue of flame, like a
red thirsty blade, licked in at us through the doorway. There was such
a roaring now in our ears that we could not make ourselves heard except
by shouting.

"Out of the window for our lives!" cried the doctor. "The stairs have
fallen!"

The lawyer bestowed some angry but useless kicks on the lid of the box,
and we piled out of the window on the roof of the back piazza. The wind,
blowing strongly from the eastward, had kept most of the smoke and the
flame away from the north side of the building.

But it was a fearsome sight to see the way things were going. The whole
of the west wing, and the south also, to the roof, was one red smooch of
flame against the tree-tops. The dark smoke curled over and hung close
to the damp earth. It was some twelve or fifteen feet from the piazza
roof to the ground, but a chinaberry-tree grew close to hand, spreading
to the eaves.

The lawyer made one leap of it into the tree and crashed through it; and
just as the roof on which we were standing shook and sloughed away and
the flames burst up from below, the doctor and I caught at a branch and
swung off together; but the limb broke beneath our weight. Down we came
by the run, I landing full and fair upon the doctor's chest, which
almost did for him for good and all.

Scrambling to our feet, Mr. Edgerton and I hauled him away to some
distance from the house, and the cool rain helped to revive him,
although for some minutes he drew breath with difficulty.

Then the three of us sat there on the wet grass and watched the house
burn. I shall never forget it or the mixture of feelings which filled my
mind and bosom. A sense of unreality, an inability to grasp the idea
that it was really _happening_ probably was uppermost.

The lawyer, whom I had always thought a cold-tempered person, was
squatted cross-legged, Turk fashion, grasping the toes of his boots in
either hand, and rocking himself to and fro, all the time muttering and
scolding like a child, and, whether from the smoke or his anger and
disappointment, the tears following one another down his cheeks.

The doctor, who had raised himself on his elbow, was the first to speak
coherently.

"The burning of a mystery," he said. "Now what's to be done?"

A shrill, frightful scream, the like of which I had never heard before
or since, roused us to our feet.

"In the name of all the powers, what's that?" cried the lawyer.

"The horses, man--we have forgotten them!" answered the doctor, starting
on a run to the front of the house around the east wing.

The oak to which the two beasts had been made fast was close to the side
of the house. One of them had broken loose, and had made off into the
garden, towing the chain behind him. The other (the saddle-horse) had
wound the halter around the trunk of the tree, and, half strangled, was
snubbed close to it, backing away with all his might. As we saw this
again he emitted the horrid cry of fright and agony. I had never known
that such tones were in the voice of any animal. The heat had shrivelled
the upper branches of the oak, and even the bark on the side toward the
house was singed and smoking.

The lawyer drew out a knife, and hastening up, shielding his face, cut
the poor beast adrift. He galloped away toward the swamp.

The wooden wing was completely eaten by this time, and the flames were
pouring from every window of the brick portion of the older part of the
dwelling. Soon the walls alone would be left standing. I turned away
from the sight and looked out to the river. A long white row of wild
swan swayed in the current. Their halloings and cries, like those of a
crowd of school-children at recess, came down to us on the damp wind.
The smoke had evidently been seen from one of the plantations up the
Gunpowder, for a boat under a small sprit-sail was making out from the
farther shore.

The doctor was now in the garden examining the chaise, which had been
overturned in a patch of brushwood. He tried each wheel mechanically,
and I could see he felt relieved that no damage had been done.

"Well, what are we going to do now?" I nervously asked of Mr. Edgerton,
speaking for the first time, and repeating the doctor's words of a few
minutes before.

The lawyer fumbled in his pockets and drew forth the miniature and the
paper he had taken from the desk. I remembered having noticed also that
the doctor had slipped the coins in his pocket.

"This is all we have to go by," he replied. "Lord only knows what you've
lost, Master Hurdiss. Oh, confound the thought that made me light the
fire!" he added, kicking and pawing at the soaked ground like an angry
bull.

Well, to make a short story of a long one, we watched the house burn
down to a mass of smouldering heated ashes, and then we started to drive
back without speaking. On the return we met a number of men on foot and
horseback, who had sighted the conflagration from the cross-roads and
were coming down the lane, but it was too late to do anything, and in a
few words we explained what had happened. That night we spent at the
tavern, and the next day we returned to Marshwood, followed by many
curious persons. We dug in the still warm ruins, and there, to show the
heat of the fire, we discovered nothing of the strong-box but the
hinges, melted out of shape, and two or three small bits of metal as
large as bullets that had once been gold pieces. These were turned over
to me as being my lawful possessions, and they made, with what the
doctor had saved and the miniature and the paper, my sole inheritance.
So now begins the time I must act for myself.


CHAPTER IV.

WHEREIN I FALL IN LOVE WITH THE SEA.

On the twelfth day of November, 1811, my new life began. But before I go
on I should explain that on the outside of the paper which the lawyer
had saved, and which I had deciphered on the day of the burning of
Marshwood House (and which has staid in my mind, as I transcribed it
also), an address had been found. In some way it had been overlooked
upon the first reading. It was important, however, as it gave the
address of my uncle, Monsieur Henri Amedee Lovalle de Brienne, as
Miller's Falls, near Stonington, Connecticut.

The lawyer had written to this place a letter at some length, but we had
waited in vain for a reply; letters often went astray in those days, and
in some way, as I afterwards discovered, this one was most likely lost.
In the mean time I had become a member of Mr. Edgerton's family. I was
treated with kindness, but of course it was not expected of him to take
charge of my maintenance, and the proposition for a change came from my
own lips. In walking along the water-front one day I discovered that a
little brig, the _Minetta_, was about to sail for Stonington, and I
proposed to Mr. Edgerton to take passage in her and search out my
relative, if he were living.

The lawyer, who I could see felt himself responsible in some way for the
beginning of my misfortune, exacted a promise that should I fail in
finding M. de Brienne, I would return to him, and I should have done so
had affairs terminated otherwise than as they did.

The consultation in which this decision was arrived at took place on the
evening of the tenth of the month; and it was two days later, as I have
written, that my new life began. For bright and early that morning I was
standing at the taffrail of the little brig that was being warped out
into midstream.

Mr. Edgerton and his family, consisting of a maiden sister and a grown
daughter (he had been a widower for some ten years), together with Mr.
Thompson, the school-master, the major, the kind doctor, and some of my
boy companions, were on the dock. And I must not forget that Aunt Sheba,
Ann Martha, and Ol' Peter were there also, all three of them in tears.

The lawyer had promised to take care of Peter, and the doctor had taken
Aunt Sheba and Ann Martha into his household. I am glad to say that I
had not sold the old people, although I had a perfect right to do so, as
they were my property, but had given them their freedom, and knew they
were left in kind hands and keeping.

Soon the faces on shore became indistinct. The brig took in her kedge
anchors, the trilling of her capstan falls ceased, her jibs rattled up
the stays, the yards creaked aslant, and we caught the light westerly
breeze. The tide was setting out, and we made good travelling of it.

I was not the only passenger. There was a Virginian, by the name of
Chaffee, a tobacco-planter, who was going on the voyage as a sort of
supercargo, and his wife (a slight, black-eyed woman of much spirit)
accompanied him.

The Captain and first mate were both New Bedford men, and tiptop
sailors, as circumstances proved afterwards. The crew of eight men were
Americans also, so far as I could judge, three of them being
negroes--great, deep-chested black fellows, worth large sums of money in
the market; but they were free men, and held themselves differently from
slaves, although one, Pompey, waited on the cabin table.

Whether the _Minetta_'s crew was a picked one or not I do not know, but
no man would have felt ashamed of being over them. I can say that much.
As for the brig, she was something over one hundred and eighty tons
burden, and loaded with tobacco, sole-leather, and turpentine; she was
light in ballast, and in good trim for fast sailing.

The crew for the most part slept in a tall deck-house on the forecastle,
built around the foremast, and the cabin was given up to Mr. Chaffee and
his wife; the two officers and myself bunked in a little cubby-hole
forward of the after-skylight.

The _Minetta_ was old-fashioned, and her high poop and top sides gave
her a clumsy look; her spars and masts were very heavy for her tonnage,
and I think had been built for a larger vessel; but she spread a great
show of canvas, and the way she boiled the water up in front of her
proved she was no laggard.

We kept well to the eastern shore as we went down the bay, but,
nevertheless, I soon made out the mouth of the Gunpowder River, and
could see the stark walls of my old home standing out against the trees.

Here I was, scarce fourteen years of age, and starting into the wide
world alone, verily with my bridges burned behind me! Mr. Chaffee had
entered into conversation with me, and he and his wife displaying great
interest, I told him as much of my story as I thought proper. So far as
the Captain and first mate went, I might not have existed.

That night as I lay on my narrow little shelf, I was so full of thinking
that at first I could not sleep. I longed for comfort, and would have
given worlds to have rested my head on Aunt Sheba's shoulder. I half
sobbed aloud from loneliness, but at last I dozed off, and was awakened
some hours afterwards by feeling the vessel pitching heavily.

[Illustration: THE SOUND OF A SCURRYING ON DECK CAUSED ME TO START UP
SUDDENLY.]

Strange noises sounded all about me. Every plank overhead and on each
side seemed to have a voice of its own. It was the first time I heard
these sounds. Some loud bawling and the sound of scurrying from on deck
caused me to start up suddenly, and I almost cracked my skull against a
beam. After that I could not sleep, and lowering myself from the bunk I
dressed and climbed out to the air.

I had imagined, from the patter of many feet, that I should find the
whole crew trying to save the ship from some distress, and I was not
prepared for the calm sight which met my eyes. It was moonlight, and all
sail was set. The brig rose and fell steadily, occasionally taking a
sea-chug under her broad bows with a jar which made her quiver, and the
water would fly up in a gleaming sprinkle and scatter along the wet
rail. Only four men were in sight--one at the wheel, two gathered in the
lee of the forward deck-house, and the first mate leaning back against
the skylight, smoking a long clay pipe.

(Oh, I have forgotten to mention that I had noticed the captain snoring
in his bunk as I left the cabin, which had been reassuring.) The cool
breeze and the damp on my cheeks were grateful to me, and then and there
I fell in love with the sea (and I have truly never lost it). I staid on
deck breathing a strange freedom until the morning watch.

About noon of this day the breeze had freshened, and we were carrying
only our lower sails. The planter and his wife both kept the cabin,
suffering much from the unusual motion, but as for myself I can here
record I have never felt a touch of that sickness which is expected to
accompany a first voyage or to follow a long stay ashore. I revelled in
the swinging of the vessel, and wished it would blow harder, which it
did.

At four o'clock in the afternoon a sail was made out to the northward,
and holding the course that we already were we would have passed close
by her, as she was bearing down on us before the wind. I noticed,
however, that as the stranger became clearer, and her lower courses
could be seen, the first mate went aloft with a glass, and hurrying down
held consultation with Captain Morrison. In pursuance to orders, the
brig's course was altered a few points, and we stood to the eastward to
give the approaching vessel a wider berth. But no sooner had we done so
than the latter held up a trifle, as if it were her intention to
intercept us, and an hour's more sailing brought her into plain view.

She was a vessel the like of which I had never seen up to that day. Her
hull appeared as large as one of the many-windowed warehouses of the
wharves of Baltimore, and her towering tiers of canvas gleamed white in
the sunlight. A smother of foam rolled under her forefoot.

A few more turns of the wheel now, and we were holding a course due
east, sailing close on the wind.

"She means to head us off," said Captain Morrison, looking about with a
scowl.

Why he should have any cause for alarm I did not know; but I could see
that the crew were much disturbed, and were gathered in a whispering
cluster at the break of the forecastle, watching the vessel with anxious
eyes. I timidly approached Mr. Norcross, the mate.

"Is she a pirate?" I inquired, half fearing.

"Yes, about that," was the gruff return. "She's a British line-of-battle
ship, and keeps the seas, with all her kind, by robbery."

"Will she harm us?" I inquired again.

"Not you, my son," he answered. "But she would like to get her clutches
on some of our brave lads yonder." He nodded his head toward the group
of seamen.

Slowly but surely we were nearing the huge vessel now holding the same
course as our own. It was a grand sight! As she heeled over, the gleam
of her copper showed in the hollows of the waves that swept past her,
and the shadows on her white sails were as blue as the sky overhead. Her
ports were open, and the muzzles of the black guns could be made out
plainly. The red coats of a party of marines on her forecastle made a
bright patch of color, and some men sprawling out on her great yard-arms
were no bigger to the eye than ants.

The Captain was giving nervous glances at our shaking foresail. Then he
took a look across the water, as if measuring the distance and the rate
of the other's travelling. Suddenly a smile wrinkled his cheeks.

"We're outpointing the old whale, Mr. Norcross," he said, grinning.

"Ay, sir; given the wind hold as it is and she will pass astern of us."

The crew by this time had noticed this fact, and a movement began
amongst them. One, a tall fellow with light hair and a well set up
figure, took a few steps of a horn-pipe.

"Not this time, Johnny Bull; not this time," he laughed, slapping one of
his companions on the shoulder. "I know her; it's the _Plantaganet_; and
I'd go overboard with a shot at my heels before I put a foot on her
deck. She reeks of the cat!"

I was soon to learn why this man, whose name was Dash, knew so much. As
soon as he had finished his dancing, the tall sailor and another man ran
aft.

"Shall we show our colors, sir?" the former asked of Captain Morrison.

"Ay; toss them out," replied the Captain, whose good humor had now
returned.

A minute later the stars and stripes were crackling at our peak. The
line-of-battle ship was almost even with us by this time. Faces could be
seen above her bulwarks. Suddenly a puff of white smoke burst out from
one of her forward ports, and a ball skipped and plashed across our
bows--so close that we heard the slap of it against the water; then the
report came to us. The Captain mounted the bulwarks, and taking off his
hat, made an elaborate bow.

"Sorry I cannot stop, you great big hog," he said; and then standing
there bareheaded, he burst into such a torrent of cursing that Mrs.
Chaffee, who had come out of the cabin, and was anxious to see the
sight, sought its refuge again. But we had outpointed the battle-ship,
and crossed athwart her bows.

Not three hundred yards astern of us she roared past.

"She dassent fire a broadside at us, or she'd do it in a minute,"
muttered Mr. Norcross, looking back over his shoulder.

He had taken the wheel himself during the last few minutes, and had
handled it amazingly, I can tell you.

As if afraid to acknowledge her discomfiture, the three-decker went on
in silence, like she had not seen us, and our men, who were now all in
the rigging of the brig, burst out into a cheer.

But they were cheering too early in the game, and this was soon to be
proved.

Somehow, despite Captain Morrison's excited profanity, I had begun to
admire him hugely.

[TO BE CONTINUED.]




THE TRUE STORY OF ONE OF QUEEN VICTORIA'S DOGS.

BY KATHARINE DE FOREST.


This is the way I came to hear the story: One summer afternoon, two or
three years ago, I was sitting in front of a hotel in a Normandy
watering-place, watching for the diligence to come from Fécamp. At last
it appeared in the distance. And then began my surprise. For when I had
first caught sight of the figures in the imperial there had seemed
something familiar about them, and as they came nearer and I could see
the faces, they looked so much like some faces I knew that I could
hardly believe my eyes. It was--but no, it could not be--yes, it was; it
was the MacAlpines! There were Mr. and Mrs. MacAlpine getting out from
inside the diligence, and there were Janie and Isa and Fédie, Tom and
Alec and the maid, climbing down from the top, with, in Janie's arms,
the dearest little dog--the dearest little blue Skye terrier--you ever
saw.

"And who is this?" I said at last, looking at the little dog that Janie
still held in her arms, while Mrs. MacAlpine was talking to Madame
Ernestine, the landlady of the hotel, about rooms, and Mr. MacAlpine was
watching the men take down the luggage, and counting the different
pieces. "This is a new member of the family. I thought you said you
never would take a dog about with you, Mr. MacAlpine."

"And so I did," said Mr. MacAlpine. "But this isn't an every-day dog.
This is a family dog, and a dog of high degree. Almost anybody would be
glad to take her about."

"This is the Queen's dog," said Alec, giving her a pat, "or it used to
be."

"Has it ever been to court?" I asked.

"Yes, indeed, she has!" said Janie. "Haven't you, Lassie darling? She's
done all sorts of wonderful things, Aunt Katharine." (I was not really
the children's aunt. They only called me so because we loved each other
so much.) "She doesn't look like other dogs. She's much prettier."

"Yes, and more clever," put in Tom.

"She's certainly a very wonderful little dog," said Mrs. MacAlpine, who
had finished arranging about the rooms. "And of all the strange stories
you ever heard, Aunt Katharine, hers is the strangest. We'll tell you
all about it when we've been upstairs and got a little of this dust off.
What are you going to do this afternoon? Can't we have tea together
by-and-by when we're clean and rested?"

"Oh, my cake!" I called out, suddenly remembering it. "My beautiful
Paris cake! I must go and get it. We'll have our tea in the cabin on the
beach, and Tom and Alec shall carry down the tea-things. We'll meet at
the front door of the hotel at four o'clock;" and off I ran to get my
parcels.

At four o'clock we went down in procession to the beach, and settled
ourselves in front of our bathing-cabin.

And then Mr. MacAlpine began the story: "Once upon a time I lived with
my father and mother and brothers and sisters in the beautiful islands
called the Hebrides. The Hebrides, you know, are islands off the coast
of Scotland, and they are noted for their wild and romantic scenery. But
scenery, I am sorry to say, was something that I didn't much appreciate
when I was a boy, and I would have given the whole of it for some boys
of my own age to play with. My brothers were all older and my sisters
younger than I, so I had to get my lessons and go to the manse to recite
them by myself; and very lonely work it was too, until one day my father
brought me home a blue Skye terrier, Lassie, just like this little dog
here.

"From the first moment I saw her I loved her almost better than anything
in the world. She was so little that I could take her about with me
everywhere I went, tucked away in my plaid when we climbed the rocks and
went long distances, and she always sat by me when I did my lessons, and
I spent all my spare time playing with her and teaching her tricks. She
could beg, and play dead, and wink one eye, and sneeze, and do more
things than I ever heard of a dog's doing before or since, and she could
understand everything I said to her exactly like a person, and
altogether I was perfectly happy with her up to the time Lady Jane came
to see us.

"Lady Jane was a cousin of my father's who was one of the Queen's
ladies-in-waiting, and a very grand lady she was, indeed. She always
came with so many boxes and bundles that we boys had a sort of feeling
it would be polite for us to move out and give the house to her, and she
also made us feel that everything she said must be obeyed, because she
represented the Queen, and we had been brought up to be very good and
loyal subjects. So you can imagine how I felt one day when she said to
me: 'Tom, I'm going to take your little dog back with me as a present
for her Majesty. You've trained her so nicely, and you won't care, will
you? I'll send you something else in its place.'

"My very heart stood still at these words. Lady Jane had a way of having
her own way if she wanted it, and none of us could stand out against
her, and so I went to my mother about it. 'She wouldn't take Lassie,
_would_ she, mother?' I said, looking into her eyes to try to read there
what she thought. And my mother said of course not, and comforted me,
and I went off for a long walk and tried to think no more about it. But
I couldn't help but feel uneasy, and after that I kept my dog out of the
way as much as possible until in a little while Lady Jane seemed to have
forgotten her. She was away nearly all the time--on excursions or
visiting at the great houses in the neighborhood--so that we children
seldom saw her, and by-and-by the last evening of her stay came.

"There were fine doings at our house that night. I can see the big hall
now with a roaring fire in the chimney-place at one end, throwing its
light over the deer-heads and odd birds and trophies with which the
walls were hung. And the Highlanders came up with their bagpipes and
played for us all to dance Sir Roger de Coverley up and down the
polished floor, and Lady Jane and my father danced a jig, and my
sisters sang, and I put Lassie through her tricks, and made her perform
the celebrated double somerset, which was the last trick I had taught
her. Everybody laughed, Lady Jane the most of all, and then she kissed
us children good-night and bade us good-by, and I went up stairs happy.
For Lady Jane would be gone in the morning; her trunks were strapped and
in the front hall now, and I went to sleep with Lassie curled up by me,
and a lighter heart than I had since the day when she first spoke to me
about the dog.

"It seemed to me I had only slept a moment when I began to dream of
icebergs, and then I was waked up suddenly by some one's pulling all the
bedclothes off from me. Then a hand snatched up Lassie, and before I
could realize what was happening Lady Jane's voice, very fresh and
wide-awake, said: 'Now, Tom, don't feel badly, but you know I must have
Lassie, and I've come after her. I'll send you something nice in her
place, my boy,' and before I could say a word she was out of the door
and my little dog was gone.

"There was no time for thinking. Like a flash I was out of bed and into
my clothes and rushing along the road to the pier where Lady Jane's boat
lay, trying to keep back the big tears as I went. But it was too late.
Just as I came up to the landing the boat sailed slowly out of the
harbor, and there in the stern was Lady Jane standing, waving her
handkerchief to the people on the shore, and under one arm I could see a
little shaggy head and a pair of bright eyes that seemed to look at me
with a sad farewell look, and my little dog went sailing away on the
unknown sea, and I burst into tears with my heart breaking, for I never
expected to see her again."

"And did you?" I asked, eagerly. "Is this dog--"

"Ah, that's the strange part of the story," said Mr. MacAlpine. "Janie
is the one who can tell that. Janie, tell Aunt Katharine the rest."

Janie's rosy Scotch face dimpled, and smiling up at her father, she went
on:

"Well, you know that was always our favorite story, about when papa was
a little boy in the Hebrides, and about the little dog he lost, but we
always wanted to hear the end of it. We wanted to know what became of
Lassie after Lady Jane took her, and if the Queen liked her, and if she
did her tricks; but Lady Jane died soon after she went back to Balmoral,
and papa's father went to Canada and took papa with him, and so we could
only guess about Lassie, and make papa make up what happened to her.

"And then one time mamma and Isa and Fédie and I were going home from
England, and mamma and the maid were so seasick they had to stay down in
the cabin, but we children sat in steamer chairs on the deck, so
miserable, and with nothing to do to amuse ourselves. And then a little
bit of a dog that belonged to the lady sitting in a chair next ours
jumped down from her lap and came over and stood in front of us, and
stood up on her hind legs and began to sneeze. We all began to laugh,
and then we said how exactly she was like papa's little dog that he used
to tell us about, and she used to sneeze too, and they were the only
dogs we had ever heard of that did. And then we said we wished we knew
what the dog's name was, and the lady it belonged to said it was Lassie,
and then we couldn't help but cry out,'Oh, how strange!' Then the lady
asked us what was strange, and we told her about our Lassie, and she
told us about her Lassie, and we found out that hers was the
granddaughter of ours. And this lady, who had been one of the Queen's
ladies-in-waiting herself, could remember when Lady Jane brought Lassie
there.

"The Queen _had_ liked papa's little dog, and had always kept her, and
when her maid of honor left England for Canada her Majesty had given her
one of Lassie's puppies to take with her.

"Before the ship reached Quebec we all got to be great friends, and just
the last day out the lady called me to her, and said, 'My dear, I'm
going to make you a present of this little dog if you'll take her. My
maid doesn't like dogs, and I'm not strong enough myself to take care of
her. And it was Lady Jane that carried your father's Lassie away, and it
shall be Janie that brings her back.'"

"Yes, because the oldest girl in the MacAlpine family is always named
Jane," put in Tom.

"And then when papa came down to the wharf to meet them," said Alec,
"there was Janie standing on the ship and waving to him, and under her
arm was a bundle and a pair of bright eyes, and there was Lassie come
sailing back when he was a grown-up man."




BOXING FOR BOYS.

BY S. SCOVILLE, JUN.


There are two reasons why a boy should understand and practise boxing.
First, because in the life of every one there come times when it is
necessary to defend one's self or others. There are very few occasions
when a boy need ever fight on his own account. Sometimes, of course, it
is absolutely necessary, but more often it only seems so, and the older
a boy becomes, the more he is convinced that in boys' affairs, as well
as in those of nations, arbitration is the only sensible and civilized
way of settling disputes. Occasionally, however, there comes a crisis
when a boy must defend another weaker than himself, and then it is that
a boxer knows what to do and does it, while an untrained boy either
shirks his duty or, if very brave, tries to interfere, and usually makes
matters worse by being hurt himself.

At a Yale-Harvard football game in Springfield, the writer noticed an
incident which illustrates very forcibly the advantage of knowing how to
box. Some rows ahead of the writer in the grand stand, a slim young
fellow, certainly not more than eighteen years old, was sitting with a
lady in the aisle seats. During the intermission between the halves he
stepped some distance down the aisle to speak to a friend. Just then a
rough-looking character, who had been drinking enough to be quarrelsome,
pushed his way into the row, insisting that the lady was in his seat,
and seizing her by the shoulder, tried to pull her out into the aisle.
The boy turned at her call and sprang back. As the rough faced him the
other stepped easily forward, and like a flash his left shot out from
the shoulder and landed just under his opponent's chin--a clean
scientific lead with all his weight back of it. The rough went down,
striking his head heavily against the boards, lay there a moment, and
then climbing unsteadily to his feet, slunk off without a word. There
were no police officers nearer than the field, the lady was in the boy's
care, was insulted, and in danger of being injured. In time the crowd
would have interfered, but it was a case for immediate action. To
protect a woman at any cost is the duty of every American boy. This one
had developed and trained his strength so as to make it effectual for
exactly such an emergency. He knew just how and where to strike,
and--the thing was over. Altogether the incident convinced the writer
more than ever that boys owe it to themselves and their manhood, as
protectors of all things weak, to learn to use their strength most
effectively. And it is wonderful how effective a knowledge of boxing
will make a very small amount of strength. The writer remembers seeing a
skilled light-weight boxer in a college boxing-room easily best the
stroke oar of a class crew--a man of tremendous strength and weight, but
one who had never learned to box.

The second reason why a boy should learn to box is because boxing not
only teaches him how to utilize the strength that he has, but before
long it tremendously increases that same strength. Nearly every muscle
of the body is brought into play. The triceps, or pushing muscles on the
back of the arm, the shoulder and back muscles, are the ones especially
developed in boxing. The bare back of a boxer is a perfect mass of
muscle. Great knots and coils appear between and across the shoulders
with every movement, while the ridges stand out clear down to the base
of the spine. Let a boy practise a single left-hand lead in front of a
mirror in gymnastic costume, and note how many muscles are used.
Besides the above-mentioned ones, the leg, thigh, fore-arm, stomach, and
breast muscles are all called upon indirectly. Besides strengthening all
the muscles, boxing trains the eye, gives quickness and a lithe, easy
carriage, broadens and deepens the chest, and enlarges the lungs, and,
best of all, teaches self-control, and gives a certain indefinable
feeling of strength and safety that comes only with a strong
well-trained body.

So much for the advantages of boxing. It is not the writer's purpose in
this article to do more than give the most general hints in regard to
the actual blows and parries. Boxing cannot be taught on paper, and a
boy can learn more in one lesson from a good teacher than by reading
volumes. But a few brief hints may aid those who are not fortunate
enough to be under an instructor.

And first, as to the selection of a teacher. Above all things, get one
that is a scientific boxer, not some strapping bruiser that will knock
you around at so much an hour. Every town has some veteran boxer who
will be glad to give boys a start in sparring. The first principles
should be learned thoroughly and correctly, or the pupil will always be
bothered by some clumsy habit picked up as a beginner. It was only this
winter that the writer broke his thumb by a wrong blow learned ten years
back from his first teacher, and which, in the excitement of a
hard-fought bout, is only too apt to crop out in spite of years of
warning from half a dozen instructors.

[Illustration: FIG. 1.]

[Illustration: FIG. 2.]

The first important thing to learn in boxing is the position. Figure 1.
represents what the writer considers an ideal position. The left foot
should be in front, with the right foot from fifteen to eighteen inches
in the rear and from six to eight inches to the right. The left hip
should point nearly front. By that position the whole body can be
protected from any right-hand blows by simply dropping the left arm as
shown in illustration No. 2. The right arm should rest across the chest,
with the glove on the left nipple, while the left arm should be held as
in the illustration. In connection with the subject of position comes
the management of the feet. The weight should rest equally on both feet,
and in breaking ground, as movement to one side or the other is termed,
or in advancing or retreating, the feet should never be raised from the
ground as in walking. Advance first the front foot some six inches, and
then the back foot, so as to always keep the same relative distance
between them.

Always "counter" (_i.e._, give a return blow with the hand not used in
parrying) every lead of your opponent. Remember that a straight line is
the shortest distance between two points, and always lead a straight
blow. It comes more natural for every one to hit "round"--_i.e._,
swinging--blows. But a straight hard lead is the more effective. Swing,
if swing you must, when countering, never when leading. Try as much as
possible to avoid blows at the face by ducking.

The left hand lead, either at the face or the body, is the most
important lead of all, the first taught, and by far the hardest to
learn. One of the best boxers the writer has ever met was not allowed by
his teacher to practise anything else for a whole year, until it was
almost impossible to avoid or parry his left-hand lead or counter, so
quick did he become.

[Illustration: FIG. 3.]

Illustration No. 3 shows a left-hand lead at the face getting home.
Observe the tremendous force and drive that the blow has, while the
boxer can step back instantly into perfect position, and is not thrown
at all off his balance, as is the case with swinging blows. The
requisites of a good left-hand lead either at face or body are:

First, that the left foot shall be advanced in a perfectly straight line
with the hit (notice how straight the toe is in the illustration),
otherwise the blow is apt to be pulled across in the parry and leave one
desperately exposed.

Second, the weight of the body should follow the lead. This is what
gives the "kick" to the blow, and more than anything else shows the
difference between the veteran and the novice.

Third, the wrist should be held perfectly straight, and the blow be
struck by that portion of the hand between the knuckles and the second
joints of the fingers. Practise this lead constantly, either in actual
boxing or at a punching-bag as it swings from you, and the instant the
blow lands get away and back into position. The left-hand lead once
learned, the straight left-hand counters will come easily.

[Illustration: FIG. 4.]

Next in importance to the left-hand lead--for in our modern boxing
offence is of much more importance than defence--come the parries. The
guard for a right-hand body blow has already been shown in illustration
No. 2. The safest parry for a left-hand body blow is by
"barring"--_i.e._, laying the right hand across the body and letting the
blow land on the rigid muscles of the fore arm--at the same time
countering with the left, as shown in illustration No. 4.

[Illustration: FIG. 5.]

[Illustration: FIG. 6.]

The best answer to a lead at the face is to duck to one side or the
other and counter either on the face or on the body, as shown in
illustration No. 6. But sometimes it is necessary to parry it in the
regulation manner. This should be done by shooting the arm out perfectly
straight as if leading. This will make the blow glide easily off the
wrist or arm, as shown in illustration No. 5.

Never parry with the arm bent, as is often done, for then the arm
receives the full concussion of the blow, and may be badly bruised. The
left-hand lead and the different parries form the first principles of
boxing. Practise them again and again until they come instinctively.
With these well learned a boy can do much towards defending himself,
even before mastering the counters, cross-counters, upper cuts,
side-steps, and all the more complicated part of boxing which can only
be taught effectively by a teacher.

A last piece of advice--practise continually. Spar with everybody and
anybody who will put the gloves on. By so doing one perfects what has
already been learned, besides continually picking up new ideas from the
different styles of his various opponents.




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One of the most important of recent events in the world of
interscholastic sport is the reconciliation between Exeter and Andover,
and the renewal of athletic relations between these two great schools.
The first meeting of the two old rivals occurred on the football field
at Andover last Saturday; which was too late for any comment to get into
this issue of the ROUND TABLE. Next week, however, we hope to be able to
devote to the game the space due to so important an event.

It was decided on November 5 that there should be an Exeter-Andover
game. On that day Andover sent a challenge to Exeter, and Exeter at once
accepted. Two days later the _Exonian_ confirmed the news of the
reconciliation, and spoke editorially as follows:

     It is now three years since these contests were broken off, and
     this thought, taken with the history of the years which went
     before, may well give us cause for sober reflection. We, the school
     of to-day, stand far enough apart from the school of '93 to
     consider calmly the events which then took place, and to draw from
     them such lessons as shall help us in the conduct of our athletics
     in the future. We are able now to see that the spirit of rivalry
     between the two schools, which was at first but a healthy stimulus
     to all forms of athletics, had grown to such unhealthy proportions
     as to cause a doubt in the minds of thinking people as to the
     beneficial results of such athletics, not only to those who took
     part but to the larger school bodies.

The "Exonian" then goes on to say that the students at Exeter now
realize that their predecessors allowed their excitement and rivalry to
carry them too far, and it asserts that it may be that the three years
in which the two great schools have stood apart may not have been
without their usefulness. It is to be hoped that this is true, and it is
to be hoped that both Exeter and Andover will go into the new contests
with a firm determination to respect not only the letter of the law of
amateur sport, but likewise the spirit.

The game with Exeter, however, will not be Andover's last match of the
year. They play Lawrenceville day after to-morrow. Although at the
present writing the Lawrenceville team is not so strong as it was last
year at this time, it is probable that with the coming days of practice,
and the games with outsiders that are to be played in the meantime, the
men will improve very materially. Dana's work at centre has improved
considerably of late, but much of this is due to the assistance he gets
from Richards and Cadwalader. There is still room for progress in his
method of snapping the ball back. Another weak position is that of
full-back, where Kafer is weak on catching punts.

Some of the schools of the Cook County League are still keeping up their
great game of "protest." Their capacity for this sort of thing has
become so great that the Chicago newspapers have even commented upon
it. It would seem as if almost every team that loses a game immediately
protests, with the result that most of the League matches have to be
repeated. Next to protesting, the Cook County football teams seem to be
ablest at forfeiting. On November 1 Northwest Division failed to meet
its obligations toward Hyde Park. Northwest Division has little to be
proud of in its football record this year. It has not won a game in the
High-School League, and it does not seem likely that it will if it
continues to forfeit.

Because a football team is weak is no excuse for not fulfilling its
agreement to play another team--an obligation which it assumed when it
became a member of the League. The Oak Park team is a weak eleven, but
it won a victory nevertheless when it met the West Division eleven. Oak
Park started in boldly and scored, and her players were so surprised at
this success that they kept right on, and closed the game with a score
of 32-0.

But this same game afforded an excellent illustration of the disease of
"protest" which is afflicting Cook County just at present. At one point
of the play, just as Hyman of Oak Park was being forced over the
goal-line for a touch-down, he lost the ball, which rolled twenty feet
away from him. Holdrich and Brown both made long dives for the ball, and
both, falling upon it at about the same moment, claimed the leather. The
referee decided in favor of Holdrich of Oak Park, and immediately the
captain of the West Division team made great objections, and said that
he would protest the game. Fortunately, however, better judgment
prevailed later in the afternoon, and this particular game was, after
all, not protested. But some of the Cook County League games have been
carried before the Executive Committee on smaller grounds than these.

A close and interesting match was that between North Division and Manual
Training, which resulted in favor of Manual, 6-0. For the first time in
any of the League games this fall there was not a single dispute of any
kind during the entire game. That is undoubtedly the principal reason
why the players put up such an excellent game of football. Men cannot
play football and quarrel among themselves at the same time, and,
consequently, when they are weak enough to allow their tempers to get
the better of them, the sport invariably suffers. Manual Training was
superior in line-bucking, and made most of its games in that way.

In the game between Englewood and Evanston the former was victorious,
12-0. Evanston forced the ball to within two or three yards of
Englewood's goal twice, but lost the leather on a fumble the first time,
and on downs the second time. Excepting perhaps Teetzel, the two elevens
were very evenly matched. Prather had the better of Fowler, and
occasionally made a hole through his position. Englewood's tackles,
Ryden and Prentiss, were weak at times, and allowed several gains to be
made through them.

The game between Hyde Park and Oak Park, resulting in a victory of 16-0
to the former, was of no particular interest, as the sport was marred by
disputes between the players and the umpire over slugging. There must be
something radically wrong with the officials of the Cook County League.
Fully half the games played so far have been marred, in some way or
another, by misunderstandings between the players and the field
officers.

[Illustration: BERKELEY'S FOUR BACKS.

Pell, Bien, Rice, Wiley.]

The Berkeley School team has made considerable progress within the last
two weeks. Hasbrouck is putting up a strong game at left end, and is
developing a good capacity for breaking into opposing interference. Both
he and Boyesen are learning rapidly to get down the field after punts.
Hasbrouck runs well with the ball, and is being depended upon a good
deal in tricks. He is making an excellent Captain for the team, and
although he does not insist quite strongly enough upon his rights
against opposing teams sometimes, this is a shortcoming which will
promote rather than injure the welfare of amateur sport. Boyesen is a
new man to the game, and a trifle light, but he tackles splendidly and
has good grit.

Huntington, who has been playing right tackle, is a trifle careless in
his work; he is a powerful player, however, and runs well, and can
tackle when he sets his mind on it. Granberry and Thomas have been
candidates for the tackle positions; Granberry has been doing hard work
and has improved steadily, but Thomas has the advantage over him in
stature and physical strength. With the exception of Hasbrouck, Gilson,
who plays right guard, is probably the best man in the line. He is
well-developed, and is as strong a player as any in the New York League.
He knows the game well, but unfortunately, owing to his class-room work,
he has not been able to devote as much time to field practice as is
necessary to keep him in tiptop shape. Irvine, at left guard, has been
running considerably with the ball; he is better in this position than
he was at tackle, where he played early in the season. One of the
weakest men in the line is Walker, at centre; he has the strength, but
he is very slow, and does not seem able to catch the knack of putting
the ball into play properly.

The backs are putting up a higher quality of football than the line-men.
They are natural athletes, and all except Rice were members of last
spring's baseball team. Their experience in catching seems to stand them
in good stead now. Pell has been making rapid strides in his knowledge
of the game. He is a clever dodger when running with the ball, but needs
to overcome a slight timidity against being tackled. He punts fairly
well, and is the best drop-kicker on the team. On the offensive he plays
close up to the line and breaks through well, but his eagerness
sometimes leads him to run too far, thus putting himself out of the
play.

The best football-player that Berkeley ever boasted is undoubtedly Bien,
at full-back. He is as good a man in that position as there is in the
New York League this year. He is a first-rate ground-gainer and knows
the game thoroughly. He is a strong tackler; and as for kicking goals,
it is asserted that he has not missed one this season. Wiley puts up a
hard game, but does not use his head enough. He punts pretty well, and
may be counted on to catch every ball that comes his way. He is a sandy
player, and sometimes plunges too boldly into the scrimmage.

Rice at quarter can hardly be ranked on a par with the other backs. He
interferes well at the kick-off, but does not keep up this standard in
close plays. He is a sandy tackler, but being a new man at the game
frequently wastes his energy. He is badly handicapped by his centre
rush.

[Illustration: THE ST. PAUL'S SCHOOL, GARDEN CITY, FOOTBALL SQUAD.]

Considerable improvement is to be noticed in the work of the Garden City
football-players. Lorraine is doing all that can be required at end.
Since my last criticism of his play he has gone into the game with more
vim and dash, and is playing good hard football all the time. Symonds,
until the Lawrenceville game, was playing a miserable game at tackle;
since then, however, he has improved greatly, particularly in defensive
play.

Everett Starr is heavier than he was last year, although he is still the
lightest man in the line. His experience, however, makes him as reliable
a man as there is on the team. Cluett as snap-back and in attacks on the
centre is first rate, but he seems to have the idea that his work ends
there, as he very seldom breaks through and is slow in following the
ball. Kinney is new at the game this year, but nevertheless he is
playing as good football as any of the older members on the team. He is
strong and exceptionally quick for his size. He makes many tackles and
sure ones, is generally to be found where the ball is, and when he runs
with the ball is pretty sure of making a gain.

Thus far Brown has not by any means played the game he is capable of. He
has met no opponents of his own weight. He is fairly quick, and has a
good knowledge of the game. With these conditions his work should be of
the brilliant order, but, on the contrary, it has been even at the best
mediocre, and at times lamentably weak.

White is probably the best end on any school team about New York. Very
seldom is a gain made around his end, and an attempt usually results in
a loss. Owing to an injury to Goldsboro, he has taken the latter's place
at right half in offensive play, and has done exceptionally good work,
getting down the field on kicks in good style. Goldsboro may not be able
to play again this year.

Blount, who last year was only a substitute on the second eleven, is a
fixture at quarter-back. He gives the signals, and is playing his
position and handling the team like a veteran. The chief fault he has to
overcome is in missing tackles. Weller is a good runner and a sure hard
tackler. He interferes and follows interference well.

Captain Starr is showing rare form at full-back this year. He has
developed into an exceptionally good punter and place-kicker; moreover,
in the games with Cutler and Poly. Prep. he dropped in each a pretty
goal from the field. As a line-bucker and an interferer he can be relied
upon thoroughly. In defensive play he plays rush-line half-back. His
work is often brilliant. Temple is a fast runner, but owing to lack of
experience he has a tendency not to make the best use of his
interference. This was particularly noticeable in the Poly. Prep. game.
He made some good runs, but with a good end he would have been downed
for a loss in nearly every case.

By the time this number of the ROUND TABLE reaches the reader the
deciding game of the Connecticut League championship series will have
been played, and as the match will probably be a close one I hardly dare
hazard the guess that the banner will go to New Britain. The New Britain
team defeated Norwich Free Academy last week to the tune of 50-0, and
although Brinley was seriously injured in the game, and may not be able
to play any more this season, the eleven will still be a strong one
without him.

On the same day that New Britain played Norwich, Meriden H.-S. took
Bridgeport into camp, 20-12. It is evident that this year the smaller
schools turned out the better teams. Hillhouse, Hartford, and Bridgeport
all got defeated in the race for the Yale Cup.

     ANDREW T., ROCHESTER.--The "halves" in a football game may be of
     any duration agreed upon beforehand. In championship games,
     however, they must be thirty-five minutes each.

      J. C. FINCH, FORT ANNE, NEW YORK.--See HARPER'S ROUND TABLE for
      September 22, or for fuller particulars see W. H. Lewis's _A
      Primer of College Football_.

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ORIGIN OF THE PLOTS OF TWO FAMOUS PLAYS.


Dr. Goldsmith took the plot of _She Stoops to Conquer_ from a joke
played by a Lincolnshire gentleman named Grummit. Late one night a
commercial traveller met Grummit on the road, and asked him where he
might find the nearest inn. Grummit said he would gladly "show him the
way to a quiet respectable house of public entertainment for man and
horse." The stranger was thereupon conducted to Grummit's private
residence. Everything he ordered was promptly brought him, and in the
morning he asked for his bill, and was very pleasantly surprised to find
he had been a private guest. Other odd deeds of kindness are related of
Grummit.

_Hamlet_ is taken from the Danish history of _Amleth_, by Saxo
Germanicus. It may be but a coincidence that the word "Hamlet" may be
formed from "Amleth" by placing the last letter of the latter word
before the former one. The story of Amleth is said to be very
improbable, and that only a genius like Shakespeare would have founded a
play on it. The famous "ghost" of the Shakespearian version is the
bard's own invention. Amleth, having made the nobility drunk, sets fire
to the palace, kills the usurping king, and is himself proclaimed ruler.

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velvet figures on a light-colored brocaded groundwork is also new. A
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[Illustration: BICYCLING]

     This Department is conducted in the interest of Bicyclers, and the
     Editor will be pleased to answer any question on the subject. Our
     maps and tours contain many valuable data kindly supplied from the
     official maps and road-books of the League of American Wheelmen.
     Recognizing the value of the work being done by the L.A.W., the
     Editor will be pleased to furnish subscribers with membership
     blanks and information so far as possible.


[Illustration: Copyright, 1896, by Harper & Brothers.]

The difficulty of getting out of New York city by proceeding directly
north, and the fact that there are only two suitable roads, which makes
bicycling out of New York in time monotonous, can be obviated by
crossing the Hudson and proceeding by several good roads up its western
bank. For the next few weeks, therefore, we shall give in this
Department maps of the country along the Hudson as far as Newburg.

The map this week includes Hoboken, Jersey City, the marshes back of
these cities, and the roads as far north as Englewood. There are several
ways of starting from New York into this country. You can cross the
Hoboken Ferry at either Barclay, Christopher, or Fourteenth Street to
Hoboken, and go out of the city direct to the Hudson County Boulevard,
which is the best road running north. By an examination of the map the
rider will easily pick out the different ways to reach the boulevard. It
is perhaps wiser to cross from Fourteenth Street, as the ferry lands in
Hoboken further uptown; but it is possible to ride from any of the
ferries northward, keeping generally to the left into West Hoboken;
thence to the boulevard, by Scheutzen Park, leaving Union on the
eastward, passing through New Durham and by Guttenburg to Fairview, and
thence to Ridgefield. The Northern Railroad of New Jersey should always
be to the westward, and the road itself runs along the side of the hill,
which rises to the Palisades. The Hackensack marshes are across the
river to the left going north. At Ridgefield the rider may either
continue on through Leonia and Nordhoff, running direct into Englewood,
or he may turn to the left across the Northern road, crossing a branch
of the Hackensack afterwards, and running along its bank, finally
crossing the West Shore road and the main river, keeping to the right at
Little Ferry, and running direct into Hackensack. It is then possible to
proceed northward from Hackensack through Fairmount and Cherry Hill, or
to run eastward through Tea Neck to Nordhoff, thence turning to the left
northward on the boulevard, and running into Englewood. From Hoboken the
rider, if he is going westward towards Passaic, should cross the West
Shore road at Tyler Park or at Scheutzen Park, running direct to
Secaucus, and thence cross the marshes and the river into Rutherford and
direct to Passaic.

It is also possible to cross the ferry at Fort Lee, but there is a long
hill which it is foolish for any one to ride, rising for something over
a mile. The rider may either follow the bank of the river and run along
a good road through Linwood, turning to the left to run into Englewood,
or he may proceed to Leonia, and there turn northward to Englewood. The
black roads on the map are in almost every case good roads, and
especially in and around Englewood, Tea Neck, Nordhoff, and to the north
of these towns the roads are in capital condition. Of course time may be
saved, if the wheelman lives uptown in New York, by crossing at Fort
Lee, but he must remember that he has to rise between 250 and 300 feet
above the river at once, and this necessitates a long walk. The Fort Lee
Ferry leaves New York at 125th Street.

Thebe is still another way of crossing, which is from the 42d Street
Ferry to Weehawken. On arriving at the Weehawken Ferry the rider should
make at once by the shortest roads for the Hudson County Boulevard, as
it is distinctly the best wheeling road in that vicinity.

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THE UNEXPECTED.

At a country-school examination one day, a visitor noticing the great
promptness and correctness with which the questions were answered by the
scholars, suspected that the children were only given such questions as
the teacher was sure of their knowing. So requesting the privilege of
asking a few himself, the gentleman addressed a small child thus, "Where
is Turkey, my dear?"

The little girl was greatly confused for a minute, then suddenly a
bright look came into her little face, and she piped forth, "In the back
yard with the poultry, sir!"




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     Any questions in regard to photograph matters will be willingly
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     hear from any of our club who can make helpful suggestions.


HINTS ON MAKING FIGURE STUDIES.

In photographic exhibits, as well as in exhibits of paintings, what are
called character studies always attract the most attention, and usually
receive higher marks than a simple portrait study.

There are many picturesque characters which make fine studies for the
amateur photographer, and our young amateurs are requested to bear them
in mind when in search of subjects for our coming contest. There is the
old veteran with his faded blue army coat, to which he clings as long as
it preserves a remnant of respectability; the shoemaker or cobbler at
work on his bench; a sailor who bears marks of his tussle with wind and
wave; a ruddy farmer engaged in some one of his many duties; a woman
weaving at a hand-loom or spinning on a flax or wool wheel; a sturdy
blacksmith at his forge; an old colored uncle or aunty, relics of the
sunny South--these and many other types or characters may be found by
the amateur photographer, and their likenesses preserved in gelatine.

One common fault with nine out of ten of the amateur character studies
is that the subject looks as if he were sitting for his picture. This is
the one thing to be avoided, for the charm of this style of picture is
the natural and easy position of the subject, who must look as if such a
thing as a camera had never come within his observation.

Suppose one wished to make a picture of a cobbler on his bench. If you
went to him with your camera and told him you wished to take his
picture, while you were getting your camera ready he would probably
begin to tuck away the bits of litter on his bench, straighten his
tools, close the half-open drawers, put away his last, and then taking
out his pocket-comb, smooth his hair so that not a lock should be out of
place. This done, he would sit up and announce that he was ready. If you
should take his picture thus, you would have a subject with every
natural line crossed out, leaving simply a stiff uncomfortable victim
sitting for his picture.

The proper way to do is to tell the cobbler that you wish to make a
picture of him at his work, and that you would like to have him go on
working the same as if you were not there, and that when you are all
ready you will tell him. Arrange your camera, focus sharply, take out
the slide, and set the shutter ready to open. Watch for a favorable
attitude, ask the man to hold still for a moment, and expose the plate.
Make three or four studies, for it is better to do this than to take but
one and, in case it should not be good, be obliged to go again. Do not
let the subject look toward the camera, but insist on his looking at the
piece of work on which he is engaged. If he is tapping a shoe, take the
picture when he has the hammer raised to drive a peg, if he is sewing a
seam, take it when he is either putting in the threads or has them
partly drawn out. A cobbler hammering a piece of leather on a lapstone
is an easy position to catch, and another is where he is examining a
ragged shoe to see if it is past mending.

Whatever vocation you may choose to picture, bear this in mind, that the
subject must not be allowed to pose himself, and if, while you are
getting your camera in readiness for the picture, you talk with him on
some subject in which he is interested, you will stand a good chance of
getting an easy, natural picture of him. If you are not successful the
first time trying, remember the old couplet,

  If at first you don't succeed,
      Try, try again.

     GEORGE H. says that he has a pocket kodak which makes very good
     pictures, but in nearly all the negatives there is a black cloud in
     the one corner, and asks the reason; how to make the title of the
     picture on the print in white letters; and if the "Quad" and "Vive"
     cameras are reliable; and how to join the Camera Club. The black
     cloud on the negative is due to the fact that there is undoubtedly
     a tiny pin-hole either in the bellows or lens-holder which admits
     light to the film and fogs it. Take the camera to the place where
     it was purchased, and have the defect remedied. Letter the title on
     the negative on the film side with India-ink, going over the
     letters carefully in order that they may be uniform in density, and
     when the print is made from the negative the letters will appear
     white, as the ink is nonactinic, and shields the paper from the
     light. The title must be reversed when printed on the negative.
     Both the "Quad" and the "Vive" are made by reliable firms, and
     either will give satisfactory returns for the money invested. Sir
     George says that he discovered in a back number of the ROUND TABLE
     the use of blue paper, and encloses prints made on the first paper
     which he experimented with. Sir George must have followed the
     directions closely, for the paper is very evenly coated, and the
     blues clear and brilliant.




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The importance of correct pronunciation is nowhere more imperative than
in a religious service. A soloist in a Philadelphia surpliced boy choir
was heard on a recent Sunday morning in a certain well-known anthem.
After the service another boy, a member of the choir, excitedly caught
hold of the skirt of the choir-master's vestment, and asked, "Will you
tell me, sir, what Jack Mahaffy [the boy soloist] meant by 'a
consecrated cross-eyed bear'?"

"A what?" demanded the astonished leader.

The lad, badly frightened, repeated the question.

The soloist was called, and when he spoke the words, instead of singing
them, the boy got the correct version, "a consecrated cross I'd bear."

       *       *       *       *       *

Second Largest Church in America.

     Will some reader of the ROUND TABLE please give me a description of
     the Church of Notre Dame, Montreal, Canada? I will be very thankful
     for information on this subject.

  RUPERT FORBES.
  MONTOWESE, CONN.

We quote the following from an article on "Montreal," in HARPER'S
MAGAZINE for June, 1889:

"Here"--in Montreal--"among a Roman Catholic population, noted chiefly
for their lack of wealth, is building a cathedral one-third the size of
St. Peter's at Rome, and of the same shape, excepting that this one has
a pointed roof to shed snow. Montreal has already the great Notre Dame
de Lourdes, the largest in America, excepting the Cathedral of Mexico.
It seats 10,000, and will hold 15,000 people. The official poster at the
door asserts that the bell is the largest in the world. It is the eighth
in size, weighing 24,780 pounds. In the interior, vast but harsh and
gaudy, you may see an ornate spiral pulpit and a bronze statue of St.
Peter, of which the toes are well polished.

"In Montreal you can continue to visit churches all day. They reveal a
religious life of the Middle Ages kept up with marvellous force in this
nineteenth century. One of the pleasantest scenes of this religious life
may be witnessed in the city of the dead. In the cemetery on the
mountain, along the streets of tombs, are erected little grottos, each
having in colored tableau the stations of the cross. A priest leads
slowly the flock from station to station, and explains to the kneeling
people the dogmatic value of the sufferings portrayed. The trees, birds,
plants, sunshine, and the murmuring winds, all combine to make the
ceremony touching. The route ends on a knoll where three huge crosses
and figures represent most realistically the final agony. When I visited
the place, on a fine June day, a company of convent girls and nuns were
holding a merry picnic at this spot. After their picnic they knelt for
prayer and went away rejoicing. On many of the graves are evidences of
tender regard to the departed--plaster figures of saints, photographs of
the deceased, and little altars with candles and crucifixes, set up in
glass-covered boxes that look like toy chapels."

Some Montreal reader may give us a short description of the exterior of
Notre Dame.

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Kinks.

No. 55.--A RIDDLE.

  I'm not employed by Uncle Sam,
    And yet I carry mail.
  I'm swift as many a telegram;
    I'm seldom known to fail.
  Around and 'round, then straight I go;
    The shortest route I always know.

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No. 56.--HISTORICAL QUESTIONS.

1. What battle was fought October 13, 1812?

2. How did Du Plessis Mauduit help America?

3. Who was Sir Guy Carleton?

4. Who put this clause into his will: "I enjoin and require that no
ecclesiastic, missionary, or minister of any sect whatever, shall be
admitted for any purpose whatever, or as visitor, within the premises
appropriated for said ----." And of what did he speak?

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No. 57.--RHYMING CHARADE.

  My first moon, in her regal car,
    In thronely pomp rides past;
  She trips a silver serenade
    Round my secluded last.

  My last has borne the pelting blasts
    Two hundred years twice told;
  Its loop-holed battlements to-day
    Rear grandly as of old.

  Our first laid schemes we plumb and build
    In sorrow, be it known;
  Like fabled last high-poised in air
    Are quickly levelled down.

  My dual parts will rightly sketch,
    If roughly scribbled down,
  A city in an English shire
    And in a Delaware town.

  J. E. BENNETT.
  NEW YORK.

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No. 58.--WORD SQUARE.

  1. To blight so as to destroy.
  2. A machine for turning.
  3. A collection of maps.
  4. Anything long and straight.
  5. Easily irritated or fretful.

  A. E. T.
  CHICAGO.

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Answers to Kinks.

No. 50.--DIAGONAL ACROSTIC.

March--April, thus:

  M O D E L
  O A S I S
  F A R C E
  E P O C H
  A S A P H

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No. 51.--DOUBLE PROGRESSIVE MAGIC SQUARE.

  128 x 1 x 32 = 4096
  x
  4 x 16 x 64 = 4096
  x
  8 x 256 x 2 = 4096

And the same with the perpendiculars and diagonals.

       *       *       *       *       *

No. 52.--A SENTENCE HUNT.

St. Paul's Epistle to the Ephesians, iv, 27.

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No. 53.--PHONETIC CHARADE.

Ant--elope. Antelope.

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No. 54.--A GEOGRAPHY LESSON.

1. Skaara. 2. Kars. 3. Don--the Spanish equivalent of Lord. 4. Bhore. 5.
Kabul--Atlantic cable. 6. Save--because, if true to its name, it would
rescue you. 7. Koping.

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Young Newspaper-Makers.

Janey Crow, 13 Birch Crescent, Rochester, N. Y., publishes, with a
friend to help, _The Acorn_, a monthly of twenty-eight pages. It is not
printed from types, but written, and sent round for reading. These young
editors and publishers desire to receive sample copies of other amateur
papers, either written or printed ones. So also do Frank G. Davis,
Vermillion, S. D., and Edward F. Daas, 1717 Cherry St., Milwaukee, Wis.
The last-named desires also to form a corresponding Chapter, whose
members may live in any part of the world, exchange specimens of shells,
minerals, ferns, and bugs, and prepare round-robin descriptive letters.

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Questions and Answers.

Polly Pemberton Morris.--You are quite right in your contention, and
your friend is wrong. Queen Elizabeth did not live as well as does the
average family of to-day whom we call poor. Comparatively she lived
well--and walked on a cloak. But she suffered many discomforts which the
gallantry of all the Raleighs of her reign but badly recompensed.
Indeed, her household was so poor that few of the laboring-people of
to-day would endure one like it. For instance, her table service was
what we would call scarcely fit for animals. Huge joints of meat were
brought to the table on the roasting-spits. There were no dishes such as
we have. Earthenware with a china finish was unknown. The meat-carvers
held the meat with one hand while they cut it with the other, and the
guests helped themselves with their fingers. Cats and dogs were allowed
around and under the table--and to them were thrown the bones. Fancy the
condition of the floor--there was not always a floor--after the meal.
There were no forks and no plates. Fingers served for the former and
huge slices of bread for the latter.

Irving Kenyon asks: "Is there on exhibition in some city in each State
the articles patented in that State? If so, in what city of Connecticut
can I see them? Are authors privileged to use the plan of another
author, which has appeared in a pamphlet some time previous, without
permission? If permission is necessary, to whom do I apply?" There is no
such exhibition. In the Patent Office at Washington may be seen a vast
number of models, but they come from every State. Even these models are
no longer required by law. Authors' privileges are not easily defined.
Do you mean "plan" or "plot"? We should say that the least one could do
who wished to use the plot of another would be to ask permission. If
permission cannot be obtained from any cause, get another plan or plot
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Although all German and foreign catalogues list the varieties of the
1870 20c. blue of France in three types, still few are seen in
collections, probably on account of the difficulty heretofore felt in
explaining the differences.

The cuts I., II., and III. illustrate exactly the differences of the
Greek ornaments at the lower light side of the frame (compare with
Figure IV.).

[Illustration: Fig. 4.]

Even in the very poorly printed specimens these varieties in the lines
of the Greek ornaments are prominent, and in the very heavy impressions
where the shadings of the main lines are invisible, the distinguishing
points are still plain.

[Illustration: TYPE I.]

[Illustration: TYPE II.]

[Illustration: TYPE III.]

It will be simple for everybody to now distinguish these types with the
aid of the illustrations. In addition the main points will be easy to
memorize.

Type I. has, as we know, only points at the neck and eyes for shading
purposes; the circle of pearls is very irregular.

Type II. The shading at the neck consists of fine lines, and under the
eyes are long drawn points. A fine white line runs around the entire top
of the head.

In Type III. the white line at the top of the head is almost invisible;
under the eye are points similar to Type II., but in larger numbers. At
the neck there are only lines. The points between the inscriptions, both
at top and bottom, are hardly to be seen and often disappear altogether.

A Type IV. is also listed in few catalogues, but its existence has been
clearly established. The peculiar break in the Greek ornaments, as is
the case in the other types, is not found, but in other respects it
resembles Type III., except in the inscription.

It is probable that after the plate of the third type was worn out the
inscription was repaired, and for the third time enlarged, which is
sufficient evidence to accept as a fourth type. As to the grade of
rarity of these different types the following is probably correct (the
lowest number being the commonest).

                 Used.        Unused.
  Type I.       Seventh.      Fifth.
  Type II.      Fourth.       Second.
  Type III.     Third.        First.
  Type IV.      Eighth.       Sixth.

Early impressions of these four plates are very desirable.

     A. E. DRAKE, 198 Marcy Avenue, Brooklyn wishes to exchange stamps.
     The last Peru issue are very common. Any dealer can supply at a
     fair price.

     F. RICH.--The 90c. 1851 issue, unperforated, is probably a proof.
     The 24c. same issue is well authenticated.

     J. B. BRYAN.--To restore colors of stamps which have oxidized, or
     changed color, owing to chemical or atmospheric changes, to their
     original color, apply peroxide of hydrogen to the stamp with a
     small camel's-hair brush. After repeating several times soak the
     stamp in water and dry between blotters.

     A. A. HALL.--In purchasing hinges, be careful to secure those
     having a gum known to be harmless. Some hinges have a gum that will
     eventually injure the stamp to which they are affixed, changing the
     color or causing the paper to turn yellow. For fifteen cents a
     thousand you can get the best hinges from any responsible dealer.
     You will probably not use over a million during your career as a
     collector, and the amount you save in purchasing an inferior grade
     is insignificant, while the proper preservation of your stamps will
     be materially aided in using those you know are reliable.

     E. L. SMITH, 64 Sparks Street, Cambridge, Mass., wishes to exchange
     stamps.

     C. RAWSON.--The 3c. Proprietary is worth 10c. perforated, several
     dollars if unperforated, with wide margins.

     F. D. W. LANELAND.--Your Chile stamp is probably a Revenue stamp.
     You do not give all the lettering, and I am therefore unable to say
     positively.

  PHILATUS.




A Record of a Good Deed.

     You ask me to tell the Table about the fair which we had this
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     home-made candy, fancy-work which we made through the summer, cake,
     and ice-cream. All who took part in the fair were members of
     Harper's Round Table Order. They were Helen Layton, Katie Atwood,
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     Emma Hayward, Louis Layton, Waldemar Hayward, Clarence Hayward, and
     Thomas Woodruff. Mrs. John Roof, who assisted us, is a Patron of
     Harper's Round Table. We hoped to, and doubtless would, have made
     more had the evening not been a very stormy one. Last year we sent
     thirty-one dollars. We hoped at least to send fifty this year.

  HELEN J. LAYTON.
  NEWTON, N. J.

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HARPER & BROTHERS, Publishers, New York




[Illustration: THE KING ATTACHES HIS ROYAL SEAL TO A DOCUMENT.]

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REST YOUR PEN.

Here is a hint for boys and girls who write. A correspondent of an
English newspaper asked, the other day, if it improved a steel pen to
give it a period of rest. The answer was:

Yes. Rest for a steel pen is not only good, but at times absolutely
necessary, as it is for all steel tools if they are to continue in
first-class order. A member of a well-known firm of steel-pen makers
advised that if a pen gets scratchy and does not write well, it is not
necessarily finished and fit for throwing away, but is probably only
tired and in need of a rest. "Give it," said he, "a rest for a day or
two, then hold it in a gas-light for fifteen seconds, not longer, and
you will find it almost as good as new." Keeping steel pens in water
when not in use, or converting a potato into a pen-wiper, is said to
prevent corrosion and to preserve them for a long period.

Apropos of the steel pen, it is interesting to note that the earliest
notice of steel pens is one by Wordsworth. In 1806 he and his family
were occupying the house at Colerton during the absence of Sir George
and Lady Beaumont, and in the month of December the poet wrote to the
latter what he calls "the longest letter I ever wrote in my life," and
with reason, as it fills eighteen pages. He begins: "My dear Lady
Beaumont,--There's penmanship for you! I shall not be able to keep it up
to the end in this style, notwithstanding I have the very great
advantage of writing with one of your best steel pens, with which Miss
Hutchinson has just kindly furnished me."

The next mention noted is one by Dr. Kitchiner, in 1824. When speaking
of a friend above sixty, he says, "This strain of the eye and occasion
for spectacles of a high magnifying power is particularly found in
mending pens (this was when the goose-quill was the most generally
accepted tool in the trade of authorship), so that he has a sufficient
number of pens to prevent the necessity of mending any of them until he
has finished writing." To this there is appended a note: "To those who
find the mending of pens rather a difficult job, I recommend the
occasional use of the steel pen, especially when they wish to write very
small and neatly."

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AN INDESTRUCTIBLE PRESENT.

Joe is a boy who, through the beneficence of his grandparents, is
singularly blessed with uncles and aunts, and Christmas and birthdays he
realizes it most. They give him so many toys that his father and mother,
on such occasions, usually make their presents consist in carrying out
some cherished plan of Joe's.

"Actually," his father remarked, on his most recent birthday, "Joe has
more presents now than he can break in a year."

"Oh no, papa!" said Joe, with an injured air, "there's one present I
won't break."

"Well, Joe," replied his father, "I'm glad there's one. Which is it--the
cast-iron train of cars Uncle Bill gave you?"

"Oh no!" cried Joe; "I can break that easily enough. I mean I won't
break your promise to send me to dancing-school."

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[Illustration: "THE FUNNIEST THING HE EVER SAW."]





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